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Rocking the Whoopi

When you no longer have eyebrows, either because you were born without them, have trichotillomania and picked them out, or are a true freak like Whoopi Goldberg and find the shaved eyebrow look aesthetically pleasing.
Eric: Did you hear about the bet between Steve and Joe?

Josh: Yeah and clearly Steve lost because he's the one rocking the Whoopi.
by MaJitters August 14, 2011
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can of whoop-ass

When someone about to jump you.
by xk1ngg4m3rx September 28, 2014
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Verbal Ass Whooping

An ass whooping administered by ones mouth. Verbally putting someone in their place in an intelligent manner and doing so in such a way that the person on the receiving end is unable to recover. In some cases the receiver begins to re-evaluate all their choices in life.

In some cases these ass whoopings are so intense that the receiver may contact the administrator and thank them for changing their life.
"Wow! Did you hear the verbal ass whooping Christiana put on John? He was completely beside himself after."
by MsOb June 23, 2016
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To pull a Whooly

Laying on someone else's floor when you have to leave. A way of refusing to leave.
How to pull a Whooly:
Example 1: 'Why are you pulling a Whooly? Leave already!'

Example 2: 'Yesterday I pulled a Whooly and I was allowed to stay.'
Example 3: 'Last week my hook up pulled a Whooly.'
by AnnLoCOOKIE March 30, 2017
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can of whoopass

basically it means when someone or you are threatening someone that you're gonna kick their asshole to the moon, ya jew-tard
Bob: fite me nigga
Joe The Fitness Trainer: don't make me open a can of whoopass bitch
Bob: I just did though
by LargeWillyHaver59 January 18, 2018
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Christian ass whooping

Getting an ass whooping with the holy bible while getting clensed with holy water
“Dude my mom gave me a Christian ass whooping yesterday
“Lmao rip you”
by Santa 🎅 November 19, 2018
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Can of Whoopass

The can of whoopass is a term meaning to unleash great pain unto a target, specifically someone you have feelings against.
It ain’t gravy
Or clams
It ain’t the salmon or the processed ham
You just opened up a great big can of whoopass
by Literally Just A Toaster September 2, 2019
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