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a rope tied around his wheelbarrow

A phrase used to describe a homosexual. When someone is said to have a 'a rope tied around his wheelbarrow' it is meant as a reference to the activities relating to their bedroom gymnastics.

It is best described from a starting point where, due to the way in which homosexuals utilise another persons anus, they can be described as 'uphill gardeners'. If someone gardens uphill they have a sloping allotment, which would require them to have 'a rope tied around their wheelbarrow'

The reason for using a convoluted description as this is to avoid embarrassment to those around you when putting a persons sexuality in question, some of whom may be of the same persuasion.
'Look at the way he walks, I bet hes got a rope tied around his wheelbarrow'

'Hes popular with the other blokes, definitely got a rope tied around his wheelbarrow'

'What, no girlfriend? Wheelbarrow mate!' (shortened)
by missadventure October 20, 2006
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If my grandma had wheels

A phrase which roots are the hebrew language. carries a very rough mephistophelean/ironic fragrance.
It uses as a reply to a dumb/imaginary wish.

One may add it his own 'punch' bolting his uniqueness & individuality and also making the impact much bigger.
Example 1:
David: "Oh simon, wouldnt it be great if we were able to fly?"
Simon: "Yeah...If my grandma had wheels..."

examles of a common expansion:
"If my grandma had wheels, she was a motorcycle".
by Omri April 27, 2005
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Wheeler

someone who wheels people around in a wheelchair, usually at old folks homes.
Ayyo it's fucked up...Wheeler got fired from Wendy's and now he's a wheeler at Country Meadows. Haha what a fucking tool!
by Nick D February 27, 2003
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Wheelchair Girl

An obnoxious high school girl in a wheelchair who moves through the hallways slowly just to piss everyone off.
"Dude, I got stuck behind a Wheelchair Girl in the hall yesterday and missed the first two minutes of class!"
by Noz Dormuu December 19, 2008
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wagon wheel

The act of drilling holes in a pumpkin around its circumference (at least five holes) and getting a group of guys to fornicate in the holes (thus, the penises being the spokes of the wagon wheel). Extra points are awarded for completing said activity while rolling down a hill.
Fellow A: "Man, Halloween was FUN last night."

Fellow B: "Yeah, especially when we stole the jack o' lantern and ran a wagon wheel on it."

Fellow A: "Don't tell my girlfriend. Please."
by B-Rice and C-Monstah November 20, 2007
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Hell on wheels

Figurative for a hard-driven person with a mean streak.
An infamous nun in the Seton Keough community in Baltimore County, Maryland was actually called "Hell on Wheels"-- because of her name (Sister Helen Mercedes, which was obviously to pun) and her reputation for cruelty toward students at Seton Keough High School (which was two separate schools while "Hell on Wheels" was there).
by Nickidewbear August 22, 2011
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Wendy Wheelchair

"Curb Your Enthusiasm Reference." Larry David saved this name on his phone for a female he was dating...she just so happened to be a paraplegic. Wendy Wheelchair was one of Larry's 2 handicapped lovers, the other being Denise Handicapped. He swore he had no idea that Denise was handicapped! As for Wendy he started dating her out of sympathy. Larry can't get enough of dem wheels.
Denise Handicapped: "Larry, who the fuck is in the closet?!?"

Larry: "Uhhhh Wendy Wheelchair???"

*soon after, Rosie O'Donnell chases Larry David off of a flight of stairs. RUHROOH!
by Amerijew June 16, 2011
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