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oi you ya sad wanker
by SAMamdamadindong November 14, 2006
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that wanker stold my money!
by Anonymous December 8, 2002
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one who is stupid, puts off doing something with you, angers you for a brief amount of time. Often used by english people and americans who think they're english.
God, Judy is such a wanker, taht's the third time i've called her, and she still won't answer.

Dan is really a wanker, he keep calling me and asking if i want to see interpol next week. Why can't he take a hint. Stupid wanker
by price check please January 23, 2005
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feck OFF U FUCKING ASSHOLE.....A LOSER WHO'S NOT BEEN ABLE TO GET OVER A FUCKING SLUT WHO slept with a fucking moron
THE DUMBASS WHO DRINKS milk on a pot and farts water
and asks girls if he stinks
AND THEN CALLS HIMSELF UNIQUE
THEN SAYS IT'S A "win win situation"
AS IF THAT'LL ADD FUCKING inches to your dick
AS if U really had one
THE DAY U MAKE A DAD WILL BE THE SORRIEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE
BECAUSE then YOU'D KNOW U HAD A SORRY CHILDHOOD AND A fucked up youth
boy 1: hot damn *flap* *flap*

boy 2: wanker!
by The Wanker himself February 16, 2008
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blue tick wanker

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Someone (particularly a lady) that takes pride in not replying (blue ticking) text.
I texted my crush and got no reply, it turns out she's a blue tick wanker.
by gyred January 3, 2019
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wankerstanker

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Omg Becky you’re such a wankerstanker!
by Supremeweeb June 27, 2019
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wankersbishit

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Term for little weird girls who love strangers things and the it movies. They often say “my name is emilee and I want to fuck finn!”
Omg, she is such a wankersbishit
by Sadie0809 March 15, 2020
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