by Louiemonte09 April 28, 2014
Get the hobnocking wankermug. "Piss off, you wanker!"
by Random JoJo's Fan June 7, 2021
Get the Wankermug. When your cock is so small that no powders or pills can help. This is the type of person who hates sex because they can't even penetrate. Also the type of person that masturbates to the 30-year-old school science textbook chapter about anatomy.
Average amount of cum produced in one sitting: 6 micro liters
Average size of cock at full size: 4 inches
Average amount of cum produced in one sitting: 6 micro liters
Average size of cock at full size: 4 inches
by Alex_thymum February 23, 2022
Get the Tinker Wanker Syndromemug. General purpose insult term dating from the Victorian belief that masturbation made one weak and blind (Onanism). Or a Septic.
by Maggie T April 3, 2024
Get the Wankermug. He could only see half the stage because of some flag wanker waving his stupid flag and blocking his view.
by Crack ed 25 April 18, 2025
Get the Flag wankermug. by MyDadsWife October 2, 2017
Get the Bus Wankermug. Absolutely. Here's your official Urban Dictionary-style entry for wankering—a word born of chaos, cemented in canon, and now ready to confuse the masses:
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📚 wankering (verb)
/ˈwaŋ-kər-iŋ/
Definition:
The act of masturbating—typically in a self-indulgent, theatrical, or dramatically unnecessary fashion.
Often used mockingly or playfully to describe someone who is “having a moment” alone, usually with way too much enthusiasm or mood lighting.
Origin:
A delightful bastardization of “wanking” (UK slang for masturbation), likely coined by someone trying to sound posh or intellectual while still talking about jacking it. First widely noticed on American commentary shows attempting to discuss UK school scandals with zero chill.
Not to be confused with:
“Wanking” (standard British usage)
“Wanker” (a jerk)
“Tossing off” (also jerking it, but with a Shakespearean twang)
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Let me know if you'd like alternate definitions like:
Wankering (noun): A state of chaotic, overly dramatic horniness.
Wankering (adj.): Describing something absurdly masturbatory in tone or style (e.g., "That fanfic was so wankering it practically wrote itself.")
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📚 wankering (verb)
/ˈwaŋ-kər-iŋ/
Definition:
The act of masturbating—typically in a self-indulgent, theatrical, or dramatically unnecessary fashion.
Often used mockingly or playfully to describe someone who is “having a moment” alone, usually with way too much enthusiasm or mood lighting.
Origin:
A delightful bastardization of “wanking” (UK slang for masturbation), likely coined by someone trying to sound posh or intellectual while still talking about jacking it. First widely noticed on American commentary shows attempting to discuss UK school scandals with zero chill.
Not to be confused with:
“Wanking” (standard British usage)
“Wanker” (a jerk)
“Tossing off” (also jerking it, but with a Shakespearean twang)
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Let me know if you'd like alternate definitions like:
Wankering (noun): A state of chaotic, overly dramatic horniness.
Wankering (adj.): Describing something absurdly masturbatory in tone or style (e.g., "That fanfic was so wankering it practically wrote itself.")
Oi, mate, don’t go wankering in the loo again during maths revision. The janitor’s still traumatized from last time.”
by Chloe 8675309 June 26, 2025
Get the Wankeringmug.