V Scale

The measure of the angle of the shorts that get caught sideways up in a fat persons ass.

Hey, Check out that fat chick, I give her a 8 on the V scale.

by Observant at all times October 17, 2008

V.I.S.N.

very, important, sexy, nigga. (above the v.i.p. status.) {to be infamous.}

He's on another level , he's v.i.s.n.

by bolovisn January 21, 2009

v;dw

Short for "video; didn't watch". The well-known phenomenon of clicking what appears to be a link to an interesting article, only for it to be a video, usually of a smiling blonde chick reading a list. The tab or window is closed immediately, because (a) video takes much longer to get through than a simple Buzzfeed-style article, or (b) the surfer is doing it on work time, when watching videos can get you fired.

Similar in context to tl;dr (too long; didn't read.)

"Top ten funniest things about dying in a house fire. Looks interesting.

"Ehh, it's a video. Naw."

(Reply to thread on Facebook, reddit, etc.: "v;dw")

by pullhogan74 November 1, 2013

v-licious

a vagina that is delicious

Baby, you are v-licious down here

by PussycatLicker January 6, 2014

V-103

The Peoples Station V103 Also known as 103.3 FM radio largely popular for it's airing of urban music from around the world

Tune in today! at V-103 FM!

by Susan Zimmerman July 11, 2014

v.i.p girl

An UNDERAGE girl that goes for only older men

Look there goes that v.i.p girl with kim's uncle!

by jenga426 December 2, 2016

V.A.

This is better than a dick appointment. It's a vaginal appointment, honestly way better. Bless up

Trina: Omg I have a V.A. with Bruno tonight!
Stacy: Amazing! You'll have to spill later....

by Orgamsme May 23, 2018