Two Lane Highway

When too lines of cocaine are made side by side, and then it is snorted so that one line goes up each nostril at the same time. This person would then be on the Two Lane Highway unti the cocaine wears off.

"Dude I'm on the two lane highway and i cant get off man."

by This Guy made it up April 02, 2009

two ball pool

When a guy tapes the bottom of his two nuts together and lubes it up and another guy fucks it

“Hey Tyrone you wanna play two ball pool with me”
“Haha anytime Jerick”

by Hellbeckons February 26, 2020

Two-Faced Snake

This is to refer to a person who goes out of their way to betray peoples' trust. They are mean and go out of their way to be so.

That person is a Two-Faced Snake because they decided to go behind my back and betray me.

by KayMarie333 October 20, 2019

Two piece puzzle

A phrase to describe someone who is simpleminded, by comparing them to the simplicity of a two piece puzzle.

A: He is so simpleminded.
B: I know, he is like a two piece puzzle.

by 2PcPuzzle April 17, 2015

Two-shoot salute

When two military officers straddle a coffin during its lowering to salute and relieve their sexual juices.

Gary died last week. His brother Murray and father Paul we so kind and gave him a two-shoot salute.

by Dr Help October 31, 2021

two dead hookers

If you see this you know the joke.

Two dead hookers wash up on the shore and the cops find out the hookers have more crabs than the shore.

by Big Daddy Akram January 10, 2018

Two fingers up

Means you are and absolute pussy magnet who fucks unlimited bitches

Ali and Toni is holding up two fingers up, they must have hella bitches

by 2 fingers up May 15, 2022