by London berry September 13, 2022

Twitter is an accurate depiction of hell, and was created by the feds as an experiment to see how many assholes they could gather in one place.
by MoistCereal June 18, 2021

pop punk twitter is a wild place. its a place where Kpop Stans constantly are in some kind of drama with parxies. Where artists can talk to and get along/make fun of fans. It takes a while to get into. You might download Twitter once, not really see the point of it and get bored then delete it. Then you re download it a couple of months later and become addicted. Before you know it your profile picture is Tyler Joseph and your bio is some lyrics to a Green Day song.
Stan #1: did you hear about what's going on in pop punk twitter?
Stan #2: ya dude that shits crazy there's beef going on with so many artists
Stan #2: ya dude that shits crazy there's beef going on with so many artists
by BrendonIsKing September 22, 2019

When somebody provides a valid constructive criticism against something, wether generally speaking or in an argument, and then the other party, either who the criticism was directed towards or somebody who affiliates themselves with the critiqued party, responds to the criticism with a response which completely disregards everything the critic said and tries to offend and / or shut up the critic.
by BloxedRetro October 3, 2021

by jaxxiebear13 August 1, 2023

Oh no! Is it censoring you documentary!? OoOoOoOoH nOoOoO! I thought Elon was the savior!? I thought he was the savior! I thought he was saving America, Dave! What happened!? I thought he was saving America!
Hym "OH NO! LEAVE CONSERVATIVES ALONE! STOP CENSORING THEM! THE HAVE AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE OF SELECTIVE RIGHTS AND PRIVILEGES THAT THEY ARBITRATE AS THE SELF-APPOINTED MORAL ARBITERS OF HYMANITY! YOU CAN'T CENSOR THEM! THEY ARE THE MOST VIRTUOUS ONE! THEY'RE THE EXALTED ONE! WE NEED THEM AND THEIR MORAL POSTURING ON TWITTER OR ELSE WE WON'T DO WHAT THEY WANT US TO DO! EEELOOOOOOON!!!! EEEEELOOOOON SAVE UUUUUUUUUS!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELON!!!!"
by Hym Iam June 1, 2023

When two people on the Twitter platform have two contradictory opinions, only for someone to say that the same two opinions came from one entity; thus the person labeling that entity as a walking contradiction.
Person 1: Why is it that Twitter thinks that cats are great, but then says that cats are the worst creature on Earth?
Person 2: Dude, I think that’s just the Twitter Funnel Effect in play. Those are Tweets from two different people.
Person 2: Dude, I think that’s just the Twitter Funnel Effect in play. Those are Tweets from two different people.
by FoxofGrey April 3, 2024
