fart in the wind

Describes how fast one leaves an area, usually very quickly, as a fart would dissapate quickly in the wind.

When those cops showed up, he dissapeared like a fart in the wind.

by Vinz Clortho April 08, 2008

reverse fart

This occurs when you actually try to hold in a fart. The sound of the gas rushing back into your system creates a sound just like an actual fart. Caused by guacamole and bean burritos and store brand raisin bran.

(Fart sound)
Dude 1: What the fuck dude!!!
Dude 2: It was a reverse fart, I swear.

by 2014_chiguy January 27, 2010

sharp fart

When a fart feels like you have just shit out a very spikey conker

Ouch I just done a sharp fart

by Jay Clarkson January 07, 2005

forward fart

farting when seated and instead of exiting backwards out of your ass, it moves forward in bubble towards the scrotum or vagina and exits in the front of the pelvic region.

"Ah, man...I just let out a forward fart...gross!"

by Catherine M. December 18, 2006

fart patty

when you fart and you are sitting down and poop comes out and makes a patty

Guy-"you did you hear that guy? he just farted so loud"

Guy2-"ya that dude totally just made a fart patty"

by triscuitss March 03, 2009

fart clencher

The act of building up intestinal gas and then creating a small passage between butt cheeks and realeasing the built up gases to create a very powerful and loud fart.

I released an incredibly powerful fart clencher in Brooks face.

by Keatswords June 24, 2014

Brisket Fart

Loud, beefy flatulence. May have a slight sound of wet.

I just dropped a brisket fart in the cafeteria line. Check em out down wind.

by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2018