bone in ham

very similar to the pressed ham which is mooning a person through a window where you press your bare ass against the window with one twist. The bone in ham can only be performed by a male. He tucks his entire junk, frank and beans, between his cheeks right before pressing the ham.

We were on vacation in OBX and my boy was just about to get laid when I gave him and his girl to be a nice bone in ham. Bon apetit!

by Dubble J November 21, 2011

bone mulch

The stuff a dude leaves on chick when done hittin it.

I left a load of bone mulch on Lesli's back last night.

by MU46 October 19, 2004

Bone Farter

Juul, also when you rip heinous ass with a boner or qc chubber.

Jerry: Aye JT, you got a bone farter?
JT: Yeah its scrapping tho!

by Bollyquinn October 23, 2019

herring bone

1 The Gait of a person who has an itchy anus.
2 The feeling of a fishbone stuck in your sphincter after having to nip one off early and failing to wipe your ringbox adequately in order to catch a bus.

"ayup have you seen how our Sara's walking? She looks like shes got a herring bone stuck in her ringpiece"

by Lord Harworth September 9, 2008

prone to bone

describes a person that looks attractive; somebody with whom one would like to have sexual intercourse

I don't care if she's 52 years old-- Sheryl Crow is prone to bone.

by Uncle Snake December 13, 2014

Bone chilling

The act in which someone jacks off and puts there boner in the freezer to cool it off.

Jack: "Man I was bone chilling for an hour last night."

by Raistlin16 January 24, 2011

Lazy Bones

An adjective used to describe when one is too tired to be bored and yet too bored to be tired.

I'm lazy bones

by ZDBray December 18, 2014