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closeted shirt

Someone who is a definitely hiding their "interests" but they kinda belong there.
"Dude that man right there is so closeted" "but he's like kinda supposed to be, like a closeted shirt?"
by Flu flu without a clu clue October 31, 2023
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Trash shirt

Basically any shirt a man owns that he wouldn't go on a date in. A t-shirt used for sleeping, going to the liquor store, or hanging around the house in.
"Hey that Laker game is on right now, wanna head to the pub"?

"Nah, my lady has me doing house chores, and I'm still in my trash shirt form yesterday".

And/or

"the doorbell. Hand me that trash shirt.
by Permanenthursday@gmail.com January 23, 2010
mugGet the Trash shirtmug.

Chiefin Shirt Meaning

To take charge; Shot-Caller; Pimp; Being a boss
Chris Brown chiefed on Rihana.
Obama is the chief of the government
Bill Gates is the chief of Microsoft.
Bee-otches like it when guys chief on them.
The Chiefin Shirt Meaning gets bitches.
by LivinIlluminatiLife February 4, 2013
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macchiato-shirt

an outfit formed of 2 pieces of clothes: sleeve T-shirt underneath a sleeveless shirt that you wear when the wheather is ok "not cold, not hot"
Peter: who's that jackass with a macchiato-shirt standing next to ur house ?
Linda : ah yeah, I forget to tell u he's my new bf

Peter: Ok then
by quantuman April 16, 2010
mugGet the macchiato-shirtmug.

get your t-shirt

for a male to masturbate
Dude, did you just get your t-shirt? Yeah bro, it was mad chill. ; Yo where were you? I was gettin my t-shirt. ; Yo, I heard you get your t-shirt everyday.
by mr_kurry March 17, 2010
mugGet the get your t-shirtmug.

Shirt

Idk why the faq anyone would look this up but ok here u go
A piece of clothing in which you put over your nonexistent abs and one type of shirt could go all the way over your chicken arms or one type could cover only half, or less.
In conclusion, a shirt is something guys don't like to wear
Danny: mom where's my shirttt?!
Daniel: in the closet dumbas-
Danny: ok imma put it over my big abs! And my big arms!!
Daniel: what abs?-
by MiLk bOi 🥛 May 8, 2021
mugGet the Shirtmug.

waifu shirt

a shirt with a waifu on it
person 1: "wow, did you see nik with his shitty waifu shirt? pussy"
person 2: "Yeah, what a fucking weeaboo
by dyespresso August 29, 2018
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