A guy who flies around on Christmas Eve and gives gifts to children. If he wasn't magic, he would have had a heart attack by now.
Might be a pedophile. I don't think so.
Might be a pedophile. I don't think so.
by Donutapplesauce December 21, 2022
Get the Santamug. When you’re getting a handie in the shower, with soap as a lubricant, and you cum but she keeps jerking it. The soap and cum collects in between your dick and her hand, creating a white ring. When she stops jerking you, but leaves her hand wrapped around your dick, it looks like the white fur lining of Santa Claus’ hat, with a little white cum drop dribbling over the side like the top of Santa’s hat.
Oh man, last night she gave me such a good Sudsy Santa Claus in the shower, my sleigh bells were ringin!
by phxkinkyyy July 11, 2022
Get the Sudsy Santa Clausmug. When your partner fills their anus with fluid and you proceed to use your penis as a plunger to get the fluid out of their rectum.
partner: babe will you help me get this water out of my ass
you: yes, it is time for reversed sloppy santa
you: yes, it is time for reversed sloppy santa
by cronk doogle July 23, 2015
Get the reversed sloppy santamug. The biggest Hoe going, she likes to suck a lot of dick, the biggest cock sucker you will ever meet.
You will never enjoy her suckin you dick.
She loves cock her body count us about 99+
You will never enjoy her suckin you dick.
She loves cock her body count us about 99+
by Santa Tihomirova October 27, 2019
Get the Santamug. A girl with an amazing smile and is a very smart girl but sometimes she can not be very smart when it comes to a relationship. She is a very beautiful girl, some guys will be stunned by her beauty. She is also a person who gets attached to someone, but will love you unconditionally too. Santa is a very wonderful and loving and all those nice words, she is such an amazing person to meet no matter how she is hurt inside but she will always put you first and will always make you happy no matter what. She is a very funny person too, if you are ever sad she’ll come and make you laugh just for you to have a pretty smile on the face.
Guy friend :Hey Santa is a very beautiful girl with such an amazing personality, you should ask her out?
A guy: Yeah I was since I’m friends with Santa, for a while now, I’ve liked her more and more of how she is.
A guy: Yeah I was since I’m friends with Santa, for a while now, I’ve liked her more and more of how she is.
by Elijahcurry November 23, 2021
Get the Santamug. When you’re raw dogging a chick from behind, bust a phat load inside of her, then spit on her back so she’s not suspicious.
John was bombed so when he accidentally shot his load inside Sarah, he busted the Santa Barbara Pullout and she was none the wiser.
by DarkDan911 September 14, 2019
Get the santa barbara pulloutmug. Jim: Damn dawg, you look like you got fucked up! What happened?
Bill: yea man, algerian santa clause paid me a visit
Bill: yea man, algerian santa clause paid me a visit
by Dick ass bitch fag March 20, 2020
Get the Algerian santamug.