Urban Dictionary

Compilation of potty mouthed, misogynistic or just plain made-up terms approaching humor, but more often just reveling in juvenile bad taste. Some of the 'definitions' are gross out funny, whilst others border on hate speech and defamation. A good example being "Donkey Punch", a supposedly funny epithet referring to sodomizing a female and punching her in the back of the head.

"Wow, Urban Dictionary sure is a sexist load of bad taste free-comedy standup gags"

by Cyclops July 22, 2015

Urban Splash

the art of masturbating in public.

Dave went into town at the weekend, I can only presume he was having an urban splash.

by ZFKW November 13, 2014

urban hooking

Putting a fishing hook through a girls pussy lips and say “I GOT A FISH, I GOT A BIG FISH!”

“I was urban hooking Johns mom last night!”

by John Street Ave. February 14, 2022

Urban Meyer

The god himself. Him and the Jags have been grinding ever since he became the coach. You may even catch him with your mother at times.

Bro did you see Urban Meyer yesterday? Yeah he was with your sister

by 9 9 9 December 5, 2021

Urban Wineaux

A “state of mind” as it relates to the consumption of wine from a glass; those who congregate in an establishment rather than a street corner to consume wine.

The Housewives of New York are the consumate Urban Wineauxs

by Wnegoddess1 June 4, 2010

Urban Dictionary

A once interesting website turned hateful and stupid.

Idiot:Bi Sexual are nothing but, sad confused whore blah,blah,blah. Me: Who says? Idiot:Urban Dictionary

by uglyhater February 24, 2012

Urban Dictionary

Dear Urban Dictionary:

Please stop deleting all my definitions without e-mailing me, you fucking bitch.

Thanks.

- Urban Dictionary sucks me off every now and then for $10.
- Really? Wow, I didn't know it was such a cheap slut!

by Joseph5 June 20, 2016