Emily

A very religious and weird girl who always swears when her mommy isn’t home but then when her mommy is home, then she’s an angel and she farts a lot and has a boyfriend man named Dominic who has an amazing sister called Lyric and that amazing sister named Lyric is better than all of these kiddos combined.

Emily: Sara you look like a monkey with a camel toe

by Funnesssss November 12, 2018

Emily

Emily is an annoying ass bitch. She will take any ounce of attention from you and hold it over your head for the rest of your life. With similar mannerisms and actions that are similar to a serial killer, she wears a big smile on her dead eyed face. She loves easily, and a little too hard. She won’t hang up the phone unless you tell her you love her too. Even if you don’t share your location with her, she’ll find you. Never let an Emily go... not because she’s amazing, but because your life would be at risk.

Person 1: Okay Emily, I’ll talk to you later. Bye.

Emily: Bye I love youuuuu
Person 1: Byee

Emily: Okay, love you!
Person 1:
Emily:
Person 1:
Emily: I lov-
Person 1: LOVE YOU TOO BITCH

by chatiebowbatie November 25, 2019

Emily

Emily is a smart girl , she is very competitive. She will do anything to win or beat anyone. She is sometimes too overconfident, she is beautiful and talkative.

Emily sometimes can be mean or rude but doesn’t realizes it. If you know a Emily , you’re a lucky person. She might be mean to you alot but she’s actually a good friend ❤️

Emily is a nice girl

by mekawaii13 December 23, 2018

Emily

The freakiest of them all, like eats her shit freaky. She has a dog named Mickey that likes to eat his own shit too. Emily is by far the weirdest person you will ever meet from all the toe sucking to nipple rubbing, you can never get enough of emily. She is by far the ugliest most nauseating alien to ever come to Area 51. She reeks the town with her stanky fishy toes. Beware of emily!

Person 1: did u see emily today?
Person 2: yeah she sucked on my toe so hard it fell off.
Person 1: how about we punch her?
Person 2: let’s go!

by John John bee boo October 22, 2019

Emily

The fucking butch of the century

Emily is THICC

by NavyGarlic December 21, 2019

emily

an ass eater

“yk that bitch emily”
“yea she’s an ass eater”

by Clammy123 August 3, 2019

Emily

You are hated by Joey Nero. You have ‘crackhead’ energy and yap so much at parties about your ex called ‘Justin.’ You are very annoying and don’t know how to spell the word ‘CHEESE.’ - don’t be an Emily...

Get away from me you stupid Emily

Joey watch out there’s an Emily

Emily’s yapping again 👿

by The golden guru galllll June 15, 2020