beetle bird

an extremely self centred being that believes it has the largest brain, they seem to flock to each other and hail a divine entity they call "lucy"

"you know luke?"
"ya boi"
"he's such a beetle bird!"

by broadbean December 23, 2017

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bird skull

Some bird skull from a dumbass bird that died

Elijah: Hey that’s a bird skull on the ground!
Arnold: Dumbass bird

by goober846 November 04, 2021

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shake the bird

To urinate (males only).

That Red Bull went right through me, I gotta shake the bird.

by RollingBlock December 20, 2018

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oiling the bird

when you have a problem, that you find out is actually a completely different problem with very similar symptoms and a completely different solution, but you attempt to fix that new found problem with the same solution as the other one.

oiling the bird originated from->"dude i though my chair was squeaking uncontrollably, but it was really just a bird squeaking outside the window"
"you should oil the bird"

by trvkvltdoomocculta October 05, 2009

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