Tactical Insertion

When a female is having a massive orgasm, you insert the remote control into her asshole, then press volume down so she shuts the fuck up. This also works when she won't stop nagging.

Bitch shut the fuck up before I give you a Tactical Insertion!

by SpeaksJanusch July 22, 2010

Tactical Chunder

The alleged 'skill' of a well-timed bowel movement during a night out, allowing further consumption of alcoholic beverages and the like, due to the removal of excess, and in some cases, nausiating, liquids in the stomache.

Person 1: Erghh... Be right back.
Person 2: Okay...
Person 1: Ahhh. =
Person 2: Where you just sick?
Person 1: No! It was a Tactical Chunder...
Person 2: Oh, that's okay then! Good Effort!
Person 2: Barkeep, 2 of your finest Jaegerbombs, please!
Person 1: Woo! Get them down me!

by Kiphz March 23, 2011

usp tactical

the prefered hand gun for counter-terrorist world wide. It has been modified from it's original USP design to fire a .45 calliber instead of a .40, a silencer can also be attached

In counter strike, the USP tactical is the CT's default handgun

by qwerty December 8, 2003

testicalls

Lord of all N0blets

Phj34r m3 f0r I 4m t3h k1ng 0f t3h n0bbies

by n0bby January 27, 2004

Tactical Nuke

Yo, step up yo bitch ass Jersey Shore Jagerbombs and take on the real brotastic drink of the century: The Tactical Nuke.

A tactical nuke is a drink that will fuck you up and make you ripped up like rambo. Take 3 shots of Jager and wash that shit down with a 5-hour energy, because every true bro wants to be energetic AND wasted.

"YO did you see Brett Broski do that tactical nuke? He punched that stupid orange bitch in the face right after it!"

by Brett Broski February 23, 2010

gestapo tactics

When a protester or activist from a perceived as left-leaning organization asks a reporter to turn off his camera. Not to be confused with using deep subterfuge to infiltrate an organization, filming a conversation using a hidden camera, releasing clips of said video without proper context used by a fake news network to inflame members of Congress to withhold funding for infrastructure or doing necessary government business unrelated to the misrepresented organization.

Bill O’Reilly teed off on the growing Black Lives Matter movement on Wednesday, and accused the group of trying to intimidate reporters with “gestapo tactics.” Source: www.thewrap.com/bill-oreilly-thinks-black-lives-matter-pulling-radical-gestapo-tactics-says-hes-covered-black-murder-the-most-video/

by stapler34 August 31, 2015

teamfight tactics

a Leauge of Legends game mode that is for pussies. Is far more pussy than playing ranked flex.

Oh Steve is playing teamfight tactics? I expected nothing less he is a true bitch.

by tft-is-for-pussies August 22, 2020