Zero-Sided Die

An analogy for a situation where a desirable outcome is so far-fetched, it is viewed as functionally impossible.
"You think Cassie will go to prom with me if I ask?" "You'd be rolling a Zero-Sided Die if you attempt."
by SpaceyStars January 05, 2023
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it is when you aren't perfect, but you will die because of your ~limited edition~
i may not be perfect, but i m going to die now
by coolwill February 03, 2025
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die-rection

the act of being erect while dead; dying during sex
sadly mark passed away last week and he got a die-rection
by harold g. July 22, 2022
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All Pigs Must Die

All pigs must die
This ain't August '69
All pigs must die
Seven on seven, sieg heil sublime

Their trotters are in the mud
They're better off with the Son of God
They had no idea
Not even close, not even near

All pigs must die
This ain't August '69
All pigs must die
Seven on seven, sieg heil sublime
All pigs must die
This is August '99
All pigs must die
Their stolen riches are really mine

Cover their faces in blood
They're better off with the Son of God

All pigs must die
This is August '99
All pigs must die
The law of the claw will make them mine

All pigs must die
That was August '99
All pigs must die
Their stolen riches are truly mine
by Death Menace July 08, 2023
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Die working

Ahahahaha, I know!
Hym "Ha! Yeah, he wants me to die working but he's using some of the core elements of my marketing strategy so he knows that I'm better than him and he's mad that I'm allowed to fuck his fat-titted sister and he's not. You already have a sister to fuck, Ben! The ritual is complete! Incest is bad!"
by Hym Iam March 13, 2024
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