chode

a ugly guy wit a hott gurl, or an ugly gurl wit a good lookin guy

j-lo and ben affleck

by AnTwat December 10, 2003

Chode

Useless, selfish person. Particularly someone who takes advantage of others and leeches off of them.

Our one roomate is a total chode. All he ever does is eat everyone's food and he hasn't paid in for the heat bill in 3 months.

by Ned23 February 18, 2008

chode five

Similar to a high five, except instead of slapping hands together you slap chodes. This requires two males.

Chode fiving while both parties are in the nude displays a much greater level of friendship and respect.

Aaron: Yo, Josh. I just got a phone number from some smoking hot chick.

Josh: Sweet! Come over here and give me a chode five.

by hivoltage June 13, 2008

Baby chode

Most people would think this refers to a tiny chode but no it is in fact a sideways baby

I'm going to put my little brother Aidan sideways in your asshole so you're taking a baby chode you fuck

by sheepmeister April 24, 2015

Choding Around

When someone who works at Domino’s has a small penis and walks around the store doing nothing. Phrase coined by Bella S.

Look at Ian choding around, what a dyke.

by FuckBum August 31, 2019

Chode Snake

An extremely annoying or contemptible person.

"have you met that Dale guy that used to have that fake newspaper?"

"I have, and he's a real fuckin' chode snake."

by the Chame-Loc'ster July 28, 2023

chode hive

Any of a number of recently erected, shimmery high-rise apartment buildings on the Lower East Side of Manhattan designed to attract hordes of chodes with expendable income and no interest in the people who already live there to the neighborhood.

Can we cross to the other side of Houston? A swarm of chodes just poured out of that chode hive over Whole Foods.

by maddiggity September 8, 2009