by TheJared151 September 23, 2018
Get the fuck bearmug. Oh where to begin with the fashion bear? Is it even possible for one to define the existence of such a rare and divine beast? The fashion bear derives from the species that we homosapiens have named Ursidae (also known as the bear). Unlike the common black bear or brown bear, the fashion bear changes their lucious fur coats with the seasons, however the wind blows as some might say. Not only is the fashion bear in the know of the latest fashion trends of Paris, but they actually predict trends decades before they even surface. The fashion bear exclusively listens to the indie rock band Modest Mouse, and eats only farm fresh Gallus gallus domesticus (also known as chickens). At times they may come off as a bit pretentious, however it is always a true gift to be in the presence of a fashion bear.
I was horribly embarrassed yesterday when I came into contact with a fashion bear. I had absurdly left my domicile whilst wearing sweat pants and the fashion bear looked directly into my soul and shook his head with disappointment.
by I am the real Bill Murray January 27, 2018
Get the Fashion Bearmug. A (playful) term/phrase that refers to FTM or trans-masculine individuals who begin taking testosterone (gender affirming hormones) AND start an intensive work-out routine at the same time; the joke being that the person in question is “building” themselves into a “bear” (bear as in a hairy and/or large gay man.)
Person 1: “Did I tell you I ran into Ed at the gym yesterday? He looked like he was hitting the weights really hard.”
Person 2: “Good for him, if I were just starting on T I’d be excited to bulk up too!”
Person 1: “LOL yeah, talk about Build-A-Bear tho.”
Person 2: “Good for him, if I were just starting on T I’d be excited to bulk up too!”
Person 1: “LOL yeah, talk about Build-A-Bear tho.”
by CountFlagula January 3, 2023
Get the Build-A-Bearmug. A girl with hair a beautiful shade of orange, like a setting sun, eyes as green as a sparkling emerald, the rarest combination of humans. A girl so beautiful and amazing, loyal, talented and smart, who should know her worth, and how perfect she is.
That girl is a KI-BEAR, Just look at her eyes! (PLEASE PLEASE PUBLISH THIS U CAN DELETE IT AFTER A DAY I JUST NEED U TO PUBLISH IT FOR ONE SEC)
by Jelliebean June 29, 2020
Get the KI-BEARmug. by Defringed July 10, 2010
Get the Lemur Bearmug. A dumbass private in AIT, that doesn't have enough god damn common sense to not fraternize during training and that says creepy shit to females like "why don't u come on over to the barracks and see;)", also may send out dumbass challenges to females like the "about me challenge on Facebook" or the "say anything to me challenge" takes half assed duck face pics on Snapchat and Facebook
Get into any/every Snapchat pic they can
And is annoying as fuck, also looks like a pedophile typically while in civilian life, and listens to middle school dance music like he's trying to pick up a 13 year old
+Gets into arguments with mother fuckers about whether they have fireguard or not 15 minutes into their shift
+Someone bashing at the door they just sit there and wait for sleeping roommates to open the door
Get into any/every Snapchat pic they can
And is annoying as fuck, also looks like a pedophile typically while in civilian life, and listens to middle school dance music like he's trying to pick up a 13 year old
+Gets into arguments with mother fuckers about whether they have fireguard or not 15 minutes into their shift
+Someone bashing at the door they just sit there and wait for sleeping roommates to open the door
Female-"seriously guy?"
Shit-Bear-"why don't u come over to the barracks and see;)"
Typical shitbear photo, half-assed duck face+pedo stash/goatee(looks similar to broke back mountain stash)+ fucked up hair
Private on previous shift-Hey wake up my main man you got fireguard
Shit-bear- no I don't
Other 2 privates- yea you do guy your shift started 15 minutes ago
Shit-bear- I'm up just get the fuck out of my room
Private on previous shift-Hey no shit-bear I'm not gonna get the fuck out of your room cause I should've been asleep 15 god damn minutes ago
Shit-Bear-"why don't u come over to the barracks and see;)"
Typical shitbear photo, half-assed duck face+pedo stash/goatee(looks similar to broke back mountain stash)+ fucked up hair
Private on previous shift-Hey wake up my main man you got fireguard
Shit-bear- no I don't
Other 2 privates- yea you do guy your shift started 15 minutes ago
Shit-bear- I'm up just get the fuck out of my room
Private on previous shift-Hey no shit-bear I'm not gonna get the fuck out of your room cause I should've been asleep 15 god damn minutes ago
by I-dont-fucking-know August 21, 2016
Get the Shit-bearmug. A man, single masterpiece of his own type, nobody can ever be like him, a beautiful soul, a fighter, strong, gentle, loving, caring and a lovely man, he is the author's whole world. Legend says they have a bright and beautiful future together.
by Bear's Doll May 1, 2021
Get the Diabetic bearmug.