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The Dude Disease

An illness commonly seen in heterosesxual Males, who firmly believe their sexuality defines their contact with other males.

Common side effects include, but are not limited to, Declining hugging another male with the excuse of it being gay. Joking about an action referring to it as gay although it is a gay action and or a plague.

Currently there is no known cure, myths lead to believe that the possible cure could be accepting the fact that just because you do specific things with another male doesn't employ that it is a sexuality that you are not, but this has not been statistically proven.
Tom: Hey, uh..not feeling too well..can i have a hug?
Jimmy: What the fuck? No, that's fucking gay.
Tom: Do you have The Dude Disease?
Jimmy: The fuck is that?
by PiiKayFare September 20, 2018
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Dude-perfecting

When something epic happens and you scream, run in a circle, and high five your friends a bunch
Three guys were dude-perfecting it up on the other side of town.
by Tammy Frazier December 22, 2020
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slimey dude

When your friend or someone you know does something that hurts or betrays another dude like going for another mans girl
Yoh this guy a slimey dude he playing imessage games with my girl
by novaromani April 24, 2023
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dude-mer

word referring to a person who you are friendly with, but may not actually know. Also 'mer' or 'chick-mer' for the gender specific.

Can refer to strangers.
" This guy was looking for you, dude-mer that works at the record store"

" Oh, you mean Steve. Sweet, thanks "

" No problem, man. Got a smoke? "

" Nah, ask chick-mer over there. "
by Anti-Kahn February 7, 2010
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vlogger dude

He has 7 million subs he's a Vlogger Dude
by VloggerDude July 30, 2017
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The Big Dude

The Big dude is not something that can be defined, only something that type of person would do. The Big dude always takes charge of everything even if nobody asked. Even if they know nothing about the subject matter, or if charge or instruction has already been given. They also think they know everything, they know every fact of every subject and thought that has every existed in reality. You’ll know a big dude when you see one. They are either not a big dude or they are. There’s no partial or in between. It’s a lifestyle. A big dude likes to do things. They like to rush around and do everything. They like to be the teachers pet. The dude that does the big thing when everyone’s watching. They’re showmen.
Drew is the big outdoor dude.

Drew likes to be the big massive truck dude

The Big Dude is back in town
by Big massive dude killer February 26, 2022
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Dude Food

When two straight man suck each other's dicks. No homo.
"Hey man, can I get some dude food?" *unzips pants*
"Hell yeah my dude!"
(No Homo implied)
by bing bing bung June 23, 2016
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