by ChrisTopher Stoner January 25, 2011
Get the you surprise my sneakers mug.When you find out your girlfriend is pregnant and you push her down a staircase at a random time in hopes of giving her a free abortion.
Guy 1 : I just learned my girlfriend is pregnant! What do I do? I can't afford to have a kid!
Guy 2 : Sounds like it's time to give her a staircase surprise!
Guy 2 : Sounds like it's time to give her a staircase surprise!
by Baby Box January 27, 2011
Get the Staircase Surprise mug.When a suprise is so suprisingly suprising that your own phone is in such shock that it has to make an extra suprise by adding an extra "Su" at the start of suprised making it an extra suprise.
Su-Suprised is such a freak of nature that its only found in long term aniverseries or when the worst team in a football competition happens to win a football match
Su-Suprised is such a freak of nature that its only found in long term aniverseries or when the worst team in a football competition happens to win a football match
Shay: My god my relationship with Jacky has lasted so long that my own phone has given me a Su-suprised.
Wise old man: WOW it looks like the phone gods of Sim have given you the tick of approval my son.
Wise old man: WOW it looks like the phone gods of Sim have given you the tick of approval my son.
by blashada November 27, 2012
Get the Su-suprised mug.A wake up call that involves evacuating bodily gasses in the face of sleeping partner, while shouting "Guten Morgen".
I totally gave that bitch a German Surprise this morning as she wouldn't make my damn sammich last night!
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Get the Porky surprise mug.when you wake up in the morning with a massive boner and it prods your girlfriend in the nether regions.
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