win-win situation

Sarcastic term for a "stacked deck" set of circumstances dat allows one lucky person to come out on top no matter which way things go.

Horny stud: How's this for deal --- if I win this game, YOU'LL agree to have sex with ME, and if YOU win, I'LL agree to have sex with YOU...??
Hot chick: Yeah, right --- THAT means l'd hafta spread my legs for you in ANY case --- talk about a "win-win situation"! :P :P

by QuacksO January 20, 2023

Octavia Lenora Spencer is an award-winning actress, producer, and children's author And She Is Beautiful Ass Cthulhu

Octavia Lenora Spencer is an award-winning actress, producer, and children's author And She Is Beautiful Ass Cthulhu

Octavia Lenora Spencer is an award-winning actress, producer, and children's author And She Is Beautiful Ass Cthulhu

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025

We Will Win

Arr you saying my name there?

Hym "Because 'We will win' is what I'm hearing. Either something is switching the words around or you're not saying it."

by Hym Iam April 18, 2025

faggy waggy vs niggy wiggy who wins

that one X(twitter) post created by @ih4teVEVO

this is the great battle between faggy waggy vs niggy wiggy who wins

by Unknown180272 April 23, 2025

Win and Dip

To accomplish what you came for, then bounce.

Bro really came to the party just to talk to her, got her number, and dipped right after — straight win and dip

by Zion Moment April 23, 2025

I don't play games, I win them

When two people are arguing and one tells the other to "stop playing games"! Yet the other person is always right, so they don't play games... they win them!

Dude: "You really gotta chill out and stop playing games!"
Dudette: "I don't play games, I win them!"

by GlazeHer June 4, 2025

Winning

If lying is winning then yeah bud.

Hym "You're not winning anything you're trying to prove I can't beat God or something but you didn't think I could make the AI work either and you're lying to pretend that I did. If your religion is true you are, in fact, going to hell and God did say I am allowed to kill children for mocking me."

by Hym Iam June 13, 2025