straight nation

a group of queers who made a Minecraft nation to act more straight when they are in the closet

the straight nation is a group of faggots

by leafle December 6, 2021

Straight Elmer

Horny piece of shit that is not good at anything.

Your nothing but a straight elmer with your bottlenosed dolphin lookin ass.

by Samthesaucegod April 17, 2019

Super Straight

One who is attracted to the opposite biological sex, obviously excluding disgusting trans people.
The Super Straight flag, 🟧⬛️, comes from the colors of Pornhub.com

Male (XY) attracted to Female (XX)
Or
Female (XX) attracted to Male (XY)

Jeff: Hey, do you like girls

Alex: Yes

Jeff: What about trans girls

Alex: I am only attracted to Women who are born with XX chromosomes and who I am physically, sexually, emotionally, or aesthetically attracted to.

Jeff: Isn’t that transphobic?

Alex: No, I have no problem with Trans people, I just identify as super straight and am only attracted to people born as the opposite sex.

by TrueDefinitions21 September 12, 2023

Straight-attracted

When you're just a bro who can admire other good looking bros.

"Hey bro, you look hot in those jeans"
"Aww, thanks bro, that shirt suits your abs"
"I'm straight-attracted to you, bro"
"You too, bro"

by LeeAgAy September 3, 2019

STRAIGHT DICKAGE

To just viciously beat someone up

I was playing yima in basketball and i was giving him Straight Dickage

by notmob August 27, 2023

Straight jargon

Speech or writing with convoluted amounts of straightness. Typically and unnecessarily used to disrupt the gays enjoyment of life.

Examples of straight jargon:

1. "Do you watch Grey's Anatomy?"

2. "We're having our Fantasy League NFL draft tomorrow night if you want to join."
3. "You connect the male coaxial cable to the female connector."
4. Any quote from the Office or Fast & Furious movies

Gay Male: "We're going to some gays bars tonight"
Straight Male: "Perfect, I love free drinks."
Gay Male: "Literally nobody invited you."

by CST507 November 11, 2021

Super Straight

A sexuality formed in the 21st century popularizing on tiktok. It is for gay man who are closeted haunted by thoughts of beastality and maybe even acts against children. They don’t like other lgbtq+ Because it is too mature for a child or adult to comprehend and thus when they sleep with those over 18 they can not be trans nor a furry. They may also possess auth right tendencies in some instances. Kinks include but are not limited to: Pissing, Shitting, Sadism etc

“They are a Super Straight. Wow thats weird.”
“Ikr.”

by Lgbtq+ Professional. March 6, 2021