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seven second smile

Supposedly if a love interest smiles at you for seven seconds or more at one time they are interested | Also a song by a local band ska/punk band who's name changes frequently currently "Dazed"
Jane: *smile*
John: *stare*
Jack: 5, 6, 7. Alright John seven second smile go get her bro.
by hunter mil March 27, 2008
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Steve Style

While getting a Blow job You Punch the girl in the side of the head so her eye pops out then you proceed to fuck her eye socket
After I Finished we went to the emergency room since i gave her it to her steve style
by AWSOME-N June 15, 2009
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Steve Spurrier

Legendary college football coach, 1966 Heisman Trophy winner, and current Football coach at the University of South Carolina. Also known as the Head Ball Coach, the "Evil Genius." SEC Coach of the Year 1990, 1991, 1994, 1995, 1996, and 2005.
South Carolina Head Coach Steve Spurrier was named the Southeastern Conference Coach of the Year, the Associated Press announced today.
by Kbennett July 29, 2008
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Open the Seven Seals

Open the Seven Seals (verb) Referencing the Christian Bible-The book of Revelations, where each seal is opened, and the world is wrought asunder by plague, pain and destruction.

The act of bringing down Armageddon upon another person, for something they did or said, which is as close to a wholesale Biblical Smiting as a human could get.
John knew that my Jane was my girlfriend. He tried to hook up with her last night. She came home and told me, so I got dressed and went to his house and I had to "Open the Seven Seals" on his ass.

Man, I saw the boss Open the Seven Seals on George yesterday. He never saw it coming."

Did he get fired?

He got fired, lost his pension, and was arrested. Then his wife left him for his boss.

Damn.
by RogueSamurai August 19, 2010
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semen suckin sea serpent of the seven seas

A female who appears to have sucked so much semen over the years that she has become pale and skinny almost albino like and has traveled the world extensivley seeking out other victims,like a vampire she waits in the darkness of the sea A.K.A the world for to suck every man dry!!!
(CHRIS): Shit Todd you don't look so good.

(TODD): Yeah man I know I met this slut last night and I took her $2 ass home and she completly sucked the life force out of me. I think she was a semen suckin sea serpent of the seven seas!!!!
by squirtdonkeys July 23, 2007
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seven string

A guitar, usually electric, with an additional low B string below the low E, mostly associated with new rock and new metal (KoRn, Linkin Park, Staind etc.)
Hed and Munky have nice seven strings.
by LudwigVan December 6, 2003
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steve spurrier

the worst coach in the history of the NFL, coached at Florida once, don't know who liked him there
Steve Spurrier wants to kick on first and ten from own 24 yard line, that stupid mother fucker
by vickec December 3, 2004
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