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Status

a word often used on social networking sites such as facebook and twitter. used to define something that someone else said to sound wrong or rudely suggestive.
Girl: omg thats soo hard

Status:L
by RainbowSmiley1997 March 27, 2011
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Status

To know one's HIV status; negative or positive.
I tested for HIV at the walk-in clinic, and my status is negative.
by I_KNOW_ October 17, 2008
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Baller Status

Speccing the way you need to spec to make you viable in a raid and to reach ingame content and not be an effing nub.
Dood, I just joined up with this guild and all the members are baller status.
by Death and Taxes March 8, 2008
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status-lol

Status-loling is the act of visiting someone's Facebook page and commenting on each of their actions possible (ie; new groups joined, new fansite, new friends, new profile picture, new application, ANYTHING Facebook allows you to comment on) with lol. You have to comment each and every action you comment on with "lol". This is highly amusing for the perpetrator just thinking of the reaction from the victim as they will get a number of notifications, get all excited, but then they realise...they've been status-lol'd!
charlie: whoaa, look at all my facebook notifications - i must be pretty popular at the moment

dude: thats pretty cool, dude.

*....*

charlie: oh wtf!? someone commented everything ive done with "lol"!!? who the fuck does that!?

dude: dude, you just got status-lol'd...
by ScArlet piMpernel December 22, 2008
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Statusing.

Commenting on someones status, to the point where it's a conversation. Especially in the event where you WERE IMing, and then, start communicating through a status.
"Statusing."
Status: Had a great day

Someone: Glad you had a good day.

Someone else: Me too.

Someone: Why was it a good day?

Someone else: Because it was warm & fun.

etc.
by Coocamongajoe March 17, 2010
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Status Block

similar to writers block... having a temporary inability to
think of a satisfactory post to put as a status update on the social networking site Facebook.
i would have posted a cool status update but suddenly i had status block and couldnt think of what to post so i decided to write the word shit 30 times to annoy people
by billy bob joe111 November 7, 2010
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Status Taint

When a facebook status has been liked by the school weirdo, thus making it "unlikeable" by the rest of facebook, lest they become associated with that creepy ass riff raff
Hey, bro, did you check my status i posted today?
Yeah, I thought it was pretty funny.
Why didn't you like it?
That creep Charlie liked it, so i backed off bro.
Damn, i hate charlie, he always pulls a status taint on my facebook.
by AnalBumFlap March 18, 2011
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