Squeegee Puppy

A nic name for you sicnifigant other

Hi my little Squeegee Puppy, nice seeing you here!

by Libbyjo January 25, 2019

Squeegee

A little annoying man . A man who is small and thinks he is better than everyone else .He is a pathetic loser .

Look at him trying to be bigger and better . Omg, he is so annoying . What a pathetic little man . He is such a squeegee !!!!

by Rita86 January 25, 2019

squeezamal

Adorable plushies/squishies

I own a squeezamal named Skyler.Its adorable.

by BTS GFriend Twice Blackpink January 26, 2019

Squeege

Squeege is the mucus-like and chunky substance that is coughed out of the lungs and into the mouth when coughing

“I think I may be getting sick. I accidentally just swallowed some of my squeege.”

“Please, I want to get sick. Can you spit some of your squeege into my mouth?”

by Squeege Master Epic Dood September 29, 2019

Squeezing the Salamander

Another way of saying "Choking the Chicken" or "Slapping the Salami"

I feel like Squeezing the Salamander today. It just feels right.

by Daddy Bobber 123 November 10, 2019

Squeeted

When you squeeze so hard you shart.

I squeeted, like Christopher said, then I realized it wasn't just air.

by Abbyt93 December 15, 2019

Squeezing an edloaf

While taking a dump, having to clinch up your butt, breaking or “squeezing” your doodie log off, in order to end your poop before you are actually finished. (Usually resulting in excessive wiping and dingleberries.)

I’m squeezing an edloaf, if I’m going to catch the bus. No leisurely pooping for this cowboy today!

by Cap’n Cuntch February 22, 2020