Scripture spitting

(v). To quote scripture in an obnoxious, judgmental way, especially after somebody spills his heart out.
Meryl is always scripture spitting instead of listening and being kind to others. She quoted ten Bible verses after I told her about my father's death.
by lorelei91 July 20, 2015
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7-10 spit

The 7-10 Spit is when you fill a girl's mouth with your cum and then she spits it out, splitting into 2 distinctly separate jizz bombs, into 2 other girl's mouths.
Dude! That girl I hooked up with at the party last night did a perfect 7-10 spit into her friend's mouths when we left the bathroom!
by Mr. Chicken Bits May 07, 2024
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south texas spit shine

During middle aged gay male sex one man blows his load on another man's balding head and uses a sham wow to shine it.
When I get out of this Miata I am going to give Leron the old South Texas spit shine
by Rusty Shackleford December 21, 2016
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lizard spit

noun: After peeing, you put the "lizard" away, and it leaks out a little causing an uncomfortable wetness in your pants. It may also cause an embarrassing wet spot on your pants for everyone to see.

This term comes from "drain your lizard"
there's no rush, take your time so you don't get lizard spit
by fightingcrow May 27, 2010
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Snake That Spits

I was going to bang this girl but, "she" pulled out her snake that spits.
by Roy Blanteep November 28, 2013
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spit on kitty

The action of dribbling saliva on your partners triangle box, usually leading to smoother jabs and squeaking lips.
We spit on kitty in this house
by GG da banger August 10, 2021
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Shit Spit

When you have one long, continuous turd that you're trying to shit out but it never stops coming out. Alternatively, the term can also mean sudden bursts of diarrhea.
Person 1: Hey man, come over and listen to Despacito with me
Person 2: Sorry, I have the shit spits again
by Moist Doritos July 24, 2018
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