Soft guy/girl- You still you think I'm soft, you think you're tough? I'll knock your lights out.
Other guy- It's an observation, not an opinion.
Other guy- It's an observation, not an opinion.
by Solid Mantis May 13, 2021

A verb used when someone or something has a loose/soft shit that swirls and takes on the appearance of ice cream.
Girl: "My dog is sick, she was just soft serving all over the yard!"
Guy: "Yeah, it's gonna be a while before I can eat ice cream again..."
Guy: "Yeah, it's gonna be a while before I can eat ice cream again..."
by mushmushbear March 28, 2015

Christian Laettner acted like he was the second coming of Wilt Chamberlain, but in actuality he was as soft as a jelly donut.
by JoeyPencils January 8, 2024

by walllly April 20, 2023

A soft Boston is when you stick your flaccid penis into a Boston cream pie that has been microwaved for 15-30 seconds (or to preferred temperature) and then utilizes it as a flesh light.
by Macaroniplug September 21, 2023

Reacting to a message with an emoji rather than replying. Often considered less aggressive than leaving someone on seen.
by Terry Thinge December 22, 2022
