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sponge snatch hair pants

not to be confused with a popular nickelodeon character, this person is one that will bring no joy and happyness to anyone. It is a girl on the rag who has an excessive amount of hair around her vagina.
That girl has a severe case of sponge snatch hair pants!
by MFMB January 13, 2007
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distract and snatch

a method of theivary often used by gypsies when one person distracts and the other takes the possesion. its a very old trick but it works.
some scrawny gypsy boy used distract and snatch on me! damn those gypsys to hell!!
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e November 4, 2005
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Snatchcraft

1. The Feminine ability to overwhelm the male gender with seductive dances or sensual hip thrusts.

2. The ability to Create the illusion of interest in the males species when there is no other physical attraction other than personal gain

(i.e. stripper, prostitute, wife, girlfriend, Fiance, and That bitch at the front checkouts of k-mart, giving you fuck me eyes because your "mr. big spender" with your e.b.t. card every 1st and 3rd of the month)

3. The ability to be a complete and utter bitch/cunt for no apparent reason what so ever. And the ability to say the absolute most fucked up thing at the wrong time.
1. "Yo! that bitch almost got all my cash tonight, lucky i got snatchcraft replent."

2. "Hey buddy she doesnt love, you has you under some kind of evil snatchcraft that makes you buy her shit!"

3. "BITCH I LOST MY JOB!! because you just had to go into my job be the Snatchcraft queen and get all but hurt because i got some head from the bitch working the deepfrier! MCDONALDS DON'T RE-HIRE FOR SHIT LIKE THAT!!"
by GuNzZiK September 20, 2006
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snatchless

A person who hasn't had any pussy in a long time.
"I sure feel sorry for ol George. He's been snatchless so long his dick is going to fall off."
by adcadc April 22, 2008
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snatch blaster

an individual (usually a male) known for not only intercepting and appreciating ones snatch, but for literally blasting it with a huge load, skeet skeet, blasted in that snatch.
"yo did you see how crusty tiffanys cunt was, her man must be a mega mega snatch blaster."
by sideshow slim November 29, 2009
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fester snatch

It was rumored that Tina had a muff but when I went down on her, she was clean. She had a fester snatch.
by mr. xxx November 12, 2006
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slit snatch

A slit made into an object for the insertion of the male sex organ.
"If you dont shut up I am going to turn you into a slit snatch."
by Free HAt December 7, 2006
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