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snarky

"Snark" is a word invented by Lewis Carroll as the name of an elusive and stealthy monster and has nothing to do with sarcasm or behavioral traits. Writers in Britain's Victorian era often used the word "sarky" (not "sNarky") as a shortened version of "sarcastic." (Just as the name "Elspeth" is a short version of "Elizabeth.") Ergo, "snarky" should refer to something or someone who is elusive or stealthy.
“There’s no need to be sarky,” I said sulkily. "We're doing our best."

Lockheed Martin's latest experimental fighter is snarky because it utilizes the latest generation of stealth technology.
by wmcphd December 29, 2010
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Snarf

One who sniffs hot bicycle seats on a summers day.
Frank pulled another snarf today.
by Wandaworld August 5, 2016
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splargal snarf

A replacement for many words you would get in trouble for saying. Such as, when talking to your girlfriend and getting angered. shout SPLARGAL SNARF! in place of "YOU FUCKING WHORE I HOPE YOU DIE IN A HORRIABLE TRIAN WRECK!" and she will be utterly confused.
My girlsfriend has been a fucking splargal snarf latly. I hope she shes.
by TJ January 30, 2005
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Snark

A very dangerous body movement preformed at 8:08 pm and/or 2:11 am
I don't think any of us will survive after Harold snark's at 2:11
by Alexis aka creator of SNARK January 4, 2009
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snarch

the proper medical term for gooch /grundle
Dude you have and arch in your snarch
by Brian Dickson May 10, 2007
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snark

when you are getting a blow job and when you cut loose you poe/punch the bitch in the rib cage. If properly executed, jiz will shoot out her nose and she will make the noise- SNARK(a perfect snark will have her jumping in circles, one hand to her face and the other waving frantically for some unknown reason.
That hooters chick- I was fucking her face and I snarked her. Then I convinced the dumb cunt it was a accident. I probably wont be able to pull that twice, but I will try.
by Mark 47 February 26, 2008
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Snarfblat

Incapable of sexual intercourse, often because of an inability to achieve or sustain an erection.
"If I wanted to have sex, with a woman or man I sure hope I'm not SNARFBLAT.
by Harvard Educator March 11, 2003
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