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smachrie

noun (slang - Doric) - Confections or sweets.
If ye hae ony mair o' that smachrie ye winna wint yer dainner.

Translated -If you have any more of those sweets you will lose your appetite for dinner.
by davser October 30, 2013
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shacebooking

facebooking while taking a shit, sitting on facebook while simultaneously sitting on the shitter

similar - shexting
Maria takes forever in the bathroom and the rest of the family assumes she is doing her makeup but actually she is just sitting on the toilet shacebooking!
by Swas February 7, 2014
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SMAC

Scenario 1
You: Your sister gave me a SMAC when I walked in on her in the shower.

Friend: Good, your an idiot. Hopefully it was with her ring hand.

You: No dude, a Subsequent Mentally Abhorrent Condition. That bitch has salami tits.

Scenario 2
You: Man, your new girlfriend gave me a SMAC when I saw her on the beach yesterday. What do you feed that woman?

Friend: Yeah dude, shes like a big fluffy teddy bear, but shes got a good heart.

You: There is no way anyone could have enough personality to make up for that. But hey, whatever floats your boat man.

Friend: Thick chicks need dick too breh.
by Zantarus April 22, 2014
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shaced

After drinking that 5th shot last night I was shaced!

Did you see how shaced that girl was last night? She threw up on my dog...
by jeytey January 15, 2015
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Smackbags

Collective noun for a fine pair of swinging boobs, free of their wrapping and begging for a slapping. Or just a quick motorboat if your hands are tied.
He grabbed onto her smackbags and held on for dear life.
by Sicko Smackdaddy July 9, 2015
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smack tongue

Something that your girlfriend or wife says not to do when you go out and she's not with you.
Man: I'm going out with my friends tonight, want to come?
Girl: No, I'm tired. Just don't smack tongue tonight.
by Chriscu November 30, 2015
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smack

referring to someone as ugly looking but not all the time. Usually when drunk or not in the right state of mine and doing something making them appear uglier.
"Man look at that burrito all over that drunk girls face...she smack af"
by Meowing cat August 31, 2016
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