Spring Shower

A Spring Shower is the act of pissing on your girls pussy to freshen up the tuna stank before you go down on her. Often this is done in a public venue where the vag is sweaty and stanking and running water isn’t available (IE. A concert, an outdoor wedding, a hay ride or even in a car with no air conditioning). Much like a quick spring shower rinses all the dust and pollen off of the ground, your spring stream rinses the oniony stink and fur berries off her fuzzy bits making it taste only slightly better.

R Kelly like dat peepee so much he be givin them a spring shower right out the shower!

by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019

PM Showers

A universal nickname for any male who talks and dresses like a male stripper.

Crap dude, I want to go into Abercrombie, but every time I go in there I see PM Showers.

by TeamHKRacing April 20, 2011

bum shower

A hand-held device used to clean ones anus with a jet of water after using the toilet.
Originating in India, this device is rapidly replacing the use of a mug for the same purpose.

Dave: Damn it, that burrito I ate gave me runny shits. I'll be leaving brows streaks in my underpants for a week now.
Kumar: Why not use a bum shower? It removes all fecal matter and leaves a minty-fresh aroma.
Dave: Great! I'll try it.
<Dave uses a bum shower>
Dave: Excellent! My ass is minty-fresh and my laundry bills will go down!

by Lord Ownage February 21, 2015

liquor shower

The act of taking a shower with or next to your roommate or close friend while drinking an alcoholic beverage of high potency. Works best when in a dormitory shower. Warning: this may cause one to go to hell.

A liquor shower is self-explanatory.

by Laura and Sarah " Sappa" December 3, 2007

brown shower

The act of spray farting on another. Often done when the person has diarrhea. Can be done in a sexual or hurtful way.

I gave the bitch a brown shower and then left her ass.

by Sir Banacheck September 24, 2006

Fishermen Shower

When a fishermen sprays him self with cologne when out at sea because there isnt a shower on the boat. Same as Mexican Shower

I didnt have time for a shower before my date so i took a fishermen shower.

by Raziel April 14, 2003

frat shower

The act of drinking beer while taking a shower. The ultimate multitask.

I was running late for the pregame so I took a frat shower.

by Tyler Forbes Mason December 4, 2010