protein shake

A sexual move very popular among private highschoolers in the New England area, especially MASSACHUSETTS and among hockey players who find this mixture to boost their energy level. The move starts off with a male squatting over his parter who is layein spread eagle on the bed. He should try to be at least 10 inches above her and situated above her naval. Then, he excretes as close to her navel as possible, the distance between her and the mans anus creates a nice impact when the feces hits her stomach, hopefully causing a splatter. Next, using his tongue, the man swirls the feces around the womans navel. If the woman happens to have a "cute".... outtie belly- button he should swirl it in the crevices and around it. Next, using his tongue as a sort of shovel he moves the excrement to the womans pussy and begins eating her out, incorporating the feces with her juices.Next the woman collects the mixture of feces and discharge and kneads it together (as if making dough) and plops it in the blender. With the proper mixture of ice cubes, soy milk, lemon juice, raspberries, and egg whites this makes an incredible energy supplement and when drank for 10 days straight can result in the loss of 15 pounds. To turn the heat up in the bedroom, a dinner of spicy Indian food (tikka tikka masala is a personal favorite) gets the digestion system kicking and the feces flowing... a more enjoyable splatter!

"Yo! great game today Mike"
"Thanks... I had a protein shake last night, if you know what I mean..."
"Shit! that explains it! Damnnnn boy you kinky!"

by hockeyfan101 March 12, 2008

Harlem Shake

Something else on the internet which gets trended on Twitter by 100 million chronic imbeciles and which I purposely avoid out of a seething contempt.

The wretched and unlettered; Ahh, there's a new viral/meme/craze on the internet. They're calling it the Harlem Shake.

The enlightened: I'm too busy reading Aeschylus, you gimp.

by Max Biggins July 27, 2013

thick chocolate shake

The act of unloading thick (often chunky) feces into another's mouth for sexual pleasure. If The feces is runny, it's often referred to as "Soft Serve."

My girl took in my thick chocolate shake the other night, and she didn't even gag.

by Gaffcow February 29, 2016

Doing the thug shake

Doing the thug shake is used for;

DO IT! DO THE SHAKE! DO THE THUG SHAKE! YOU HAVE TO BE DOING THE THUG SHAKE!

by luhhgeekerr May 2, 2023

Go find someone who will shake you up.

Origin on the streets of Israel, used by the natives instead of the harsh "Go Fxxx Yourself" phrase. This is basically used to point that sentence, while evoiding the certain conflict with those you tell it to, if one would have used the harsh "Go Fxxx Yourself" phrase.
In other context, can be used to descride a very difficult situation one can get into, and have no way out of.

EX-1:
- "Last night I visited your mother, and she gave me a Blxxx Jxx..."
- "Oh, yea? Well, Go find someone who will shake you up".

EX-2:
- "...If you'll take a loan on the black market it will help you right away, but in just a few monthes, the itrest will make your depth to the sharks so high, you can then Go find someone who will shake you up".

by Eliran N. May 13, 2005

Milk-shake

Milk-shake is the art of motorboating a pregnant woman while she is lactating on your face.

Did you play the bongos? did you milk-shake her? you did didn't you!? you milk-shaking son of a bitch. you old sailor you!

by MuscleMilitia July 10, 2009

Indie Girl Shake

A dance move where the dancer plants legs shoulder-width apart, leans forward with right arm outstretched and palm facing forward and proceeds to vigorously shake her head so her hair flies around.

Popularised by indie front girls such as:
Karen O of The Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Jemina Pearl of Be Your Own Pet
Beth Orton of The Gossip
Chantal Claret of Morningwood

1: Woah that chicks going crazy!

2: No man, she's doing the Indie Girl Shake!

1: Cool.

by Limbus February 9, 2009