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Feedback-santa

A person who gives his well-meant feedback on everything and everybody.
- Why don’t we ask John to hang out?
I don’t know man, he’s been much of a feedback-santa lately.
- Yeah you’re right, f*ck John
by Sybmo May 30, 2018
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Santa

Pure evil, a big fat paedophile who "sees you when you're sleeping" and "knows when you're awake. That's some scary shit like, I'd rather sleep in fucking peace.
Santa is evil, after all his name is an anagram of Satan. Perhaps he is Satan's apprentice?
by UltimateDoge August 28, 2022
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Santa

A fat bitch who brakes into your house at night and grabs your mom, sister and wife back to the north pole
Oh shit, santa came to my house last night.
by Not about to yeet a child wym November 20, 2020
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Santa

a fat guy with bunda who is a pedo and gives presents to little kids. he doesn't exist.
6 year old: Hey Joe, what will you do for christmas?
Joe: Im asking Santa for a toy car!
by dick-tionarygrapher February 4, 2021
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Black Santa Claus

Black Santa Claussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 7, 2024
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Santa Kiss

Going down on an elderly woman's vaginal white beard.
by Staybull February 20, 2021
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Santa Claus

A fucking rapist that kids idolize. He comes in your house late at night to rape your children. He fucks 'em rough when they're in the naughty list, and he fucks them even rougher when they're in the kind list, although he finds naughty kids more attractive. If the kids aren't good at fucking, he leaves coal, if they're good, he leaves gifts. He might look like a nice gentle man but he's just a dirty rapist, who's 15.000 years old. Creepy as fuck. (P.S. HE'LL ALSO EAT YO' UGLY ASS COOKIES).
He also gives and smokes weed.
Ana: Hey Josh, what did your kid ask to Santa Claus?
Josh: My kid can't write to Santa, I don't want her to be fucked at 4 by an old man.
Ana: Good, same with my kid also, I don't want that rapist to practice gay sex with my 6-year-old son.
by George Washington Jr. Amadeus November 27, 2023
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