Welcome to San Andreas

First line of one of the greatest songs of all time, GTA San Andreas Main Theme

Welcome to San Andreas, I'm CJ from Grove Street
Land of the heinous, gang bangers and cold heat
In Los Santos, neighbors get no sleep
Beefing with anybody competin', even police
Four deep in a green rag with gold feet
Blast wit' the flag on the strap, that's OG!
Stay in shape, hit the gym, lift the weights
Get supercut and big and buff, nice and straight
You got stats: Respect, weapon skill
Stamina, muscle, fat and sex appeal
You get clothes from Binco, and ProLaps
Suburban, Zip, Victim and D-Sachs
Watch yo' back when them rival hoods
They'll test just to guess if your survival's good (Survival's good)
Duckin' shells at the Cluckin' Bell
Jump out, bus' a gun until they tuck they tail
It seems like I'm on impossible missions
Twisted predicaments, hostile positions
Tenpenny and Pulaski harass me
Cop cars been on our ass the last past week
Cause the 'Dreas's full of gangsters, homeboy
Hands is the language for the bangers, homeboy
And it's dangerous, homeboy
Get your brains 'fore how you do yo fingers, homeboy
Heat cocked, we poppin' hot ones, dump 'em out
Bend the block, shake before the cops come
Listen for sirens, they don't got none
Back another lap, catch a straggler with the shot gun
Hittin' them up, what that Grove Street like
In a dirty slingshot and old Levi's

by RandomRubbishRick November 20, 2022

san francisco rumbler

When you vibrate your hand some intense on a girl's vagina it's like a god damn earthquake.

"I was with Sally last night and I gave her the San Francisco Rumbler"

by TeTHEREDWINGS November 16, 2015

San Fransisco Winecork

After two men have butt sex, one gets poop in their pee hole. Then after it hardens, they piss it out.

Oh Gary your bussy smells so ripe! I can see a San Fransisco Winecork in my future.

by SanFranButtClub President January 7, 2022

San Francisco Breathalyzer

An unusual sexual maneuver in which one partner puts their lips up to the other partner's anus and expels a burp.

"Dude, Mark is into some weird shit. Last night while we were fooling around, he told me to take the rimjob to the next level with a San Francisco Breathalyzer."

by DeathskinRazor January 29, 2017

dirty san diego

When one deliberately loads up on Chipotle/Taco Bell before anal sex, for the express purpose of creating a mudslide of feces forcing anal evacuation after an awesome pounding.

David Ramos is the master of Dirty San Diegos, I could barely walk to the bathroom to clean up!

by SCurry February 15, 2019

The San Fran Chalupa

When you zip yourself into a sleeping bag and you have two gay guys fight to see who rips a hole in the bag first to fuck you

My friends from San Francisco invited me for a Mexican dish called the San Fran Chalupa, but now my sleeping bag isn't water proof and my intestines are due for a sonogram in two months

by Brooksie September 4, 2019

San Francisco Soufflé

This is when a man and a woman, after enjoying some Rice-A-Roni—the original San Francisco treat—engage in a "69". The man proceeds to puke into the woman's vaginal orifice, and since she is from S.F., she is probably pretty hairy. Thus, the rejected Rice-A-Roni and the hair pie create a special sort of soufflé a third party (who has been watching or filming the 69) can then enjoy for her or his own pleasure.

Jane and I were going at it, and I left a San Francisco Soufflé in her snatch for Sara.

by SolFrank November 24, 2014