San Fran Steamer

Taking a public shit in a public place with no repercussions

Im going to take a San Fran Steamer On Pelosi's driveway.

by Reverend Paul Jones December 8, 2020

Welcome to San Andreas

First line of one of the greatest songs of all time, GTA San Andreas Main Theme

Welcome to San Andreas, I'm CJ from Grove Street
Land of the heinous, gang bangers and cold heat
In Los Santos, neighbors get no sleep
Beefing with anybody competin', even police
Four deep in a green rag with gold feet
Blast wit' the flag on the strap, that's OG!
Stay in shape, hit the gym, lift the weights
Get supercut and big and buff, nice and straight
You got stats: Respect, weapon skill
Stamina, muscle, fat and sex appeal
You get clothes from Binco, and ProLaps
Suburban, Zip, Victim and D-Sachs
Watch yo' back when them rival hoods
They'll test just to guess if your survival's good (Survival's good)
Duckin' shells at the Cluckin' Bell
Jump out, bus' a gun until they tuck they tail
It seems like I'm on impossible missions
Twisted predicaments, hostile positions
Tenpenny and Pulaski harass me
Cop cars been on our ass the last past week
Cause the 'Dreas's full of gangsters, homeboy
Hands is the language for the bangers, homeboy
And it's dangerous, homeboy
Get your brains 'fore how you do yo fingers, homeboy
Heat cocked, we poppin' hot ones, dump 'em out
Bend the block, shake before the cops come
Listen for sirens, they don't got none
Back another lap, catch a straggler with the shot gun
Hittin' them up, what that Grove Street like
In a dirty slingshot and old Levi's

by RandomRubbishRick November 20, 2022

San Fransisco Winecork

After two men have butt sex, one gets poop in their pee hole. Then after it hardens, they piss it out.

Oh Gary your bussy smells so ripe! I can see a San Fransisco Winecork in my future.

by SanFranButtClub President January 7, 2022

so sans serif

Something that's plain, boring and old

Have you tried that new burger joint?
So sans serif man

by vikles May 13, 2021

San Francisco Tuesday

When a man secretly receives oral sex during a business video conference call before 8am local time

I was feeling romantic so I didn’t let my early morning conference call stop me from a San Francisco Tuesday.

by All Bets Hedged June 11, 2021

San Francisco 49ers

Simply the best team in the NFL. We boast: 5 super bowl rings (about to get a sixth), the best defense, insane running game, and much more!!!!!

Random person #1: Hey, I was at the game last weekend and got to see the San Francisco 49ers kick the Seahawks asses!!
Random person #2: Yeah dude it was pretty sweet, I must say.
Random person #1: I think we've got this super bowl!
Random person #2: Fuck yeah brotha!! Time to add on to that collection of rings!

by jay gee January 19, 2023

San Francisco Soufflé

This is when a man and a woman, after enjoying some Rice-A-Roni—the original San Francisco treat—engage in a "69". The man proceeds to puke into the woman's vaginal orifice, and since she is from S.F., she is probably pretty hairy. Thus, the rejected Rice-A-Roni and the hair pie create a special sort of soufflé a third party (who has been watching or filming the 69) can then enjoy for her or his own pleasure.

Jane and I were going at it, and I left a San Francisco Soufflé in her snatch for Sara.

by SolFrank November 24, 2014