dirty san diego

When one deliberately loads up on Chipotle/Taco Bell before anal sex, for the express purpose of creating a mudslide of feces forcing anal evacuation after an awesome pounding.

David Ramos is the master of Dirty San Diegos, I could barely walk to the bathroom to clean up!

by SCurry February 15, 2019

San Pellegrino Shower

The act of using San Pellegrino Sparkling Natural Spring Water as a substitute for champagne when celebrating a victory of some sort, as an F1 driver or the winner of Tour de France would.

"After slaying, the Lads celebrated their success with a San Pellegrino Shower (all the bottles had at this point already been popped)."

by GUWOP October 2, 2014

sans mii costume

A mii costume of Sans from the 2015 indie game Undertale

You better have sans mii costume. I may have to kill.

by Person Guy221 September 7, 2019

San Fransisco Winecork

After two men have butt sex, one gets poop in their pee hole. Then after it hardens, they piss it out.

Oh Gary your bussy smells so ripe! I can see a San Fransisco Winecork in my future.

by SanFranButtClub President January 7, 2022

The San Fran Chalupa

When you zip yourself into a sleeping bag and you have two gay guys fight to see who rips a hole in the bag first to fuck you

My friends from San Francisco invited me for a Mexican dish called the San Fran Chalupa, but now my sleeping bag isn't water proof and my intestines are due for a sonogram in two months

by Brooksie September 4, 2019

Welcome to San Andreas

First line of one of the greatest songs of all time, GTA San Andreas Main Theme

Welcome to San Andreas, I'm CJ from Grove Street
Land of the heinous, gang bangers and cold heat
In Los Santos, neighbors get no sleep
Beefing with anybody competin', even police
Four deep in a green rag with gold feet
Blast wit' the flag on the strap, that's OG!
Stay in shape, hit the gym, lift the weights
Get supercut and big and buff, nice and straight
You got stats: Respect, weapon skill
Stamina, muscle, fat and sex appeal
You get clothes from Binco, and ProLaps
Suburban, Zip, Victim and D-Sachs
Watch yo' back when them rival hoods
They'll test just to guess if your survival's good (Survival's good)
Duckin' shells at the Cluckin' Bell
Jump out, bus' a gun until they tuck they tail
It seems like I'm on impossible missions
Twisted predicaments, hostile positions
Tenpenny and Pulaski harass me
Cop cars been on our ass the last past week
Cause the 'Dreas's full of gangsters, homeboy
Hands is the language for the bangers, homeboy
And it's dangerous, homeboy
Get your brains 'fore how you do yo fingers, homeboy
Heat cocked, we poppin' hot ones, dump 'em out
Bend the block, shake before the cops come
Listen for sirens, they don't got none
Back another lap, catch a straggler with the shot gun
Hittin' them up, what that Grove Street like
In a dirty slingshot and old Levi's

by RandomRubbishRick November 20, 2022

San Francisco Sourdough

The act of simultaneously of giving a blowjob to one person while taking a shit on someone else, while being shot up with heroin. Can be done with 3 people, but better with 4.

Fun fact: While this is all legal in San Fransisco, chewing tobacco is not.

Dude, did you see those those 4 homeless guys doing the San Francisco Sourdough on the corner back there?

by 2TiredMinds October 20, 2019