Salty Vagina

A name given to a person that is stuck up and/or a real faggot. Also when a hairy individual has sex with a chick and the sweat drips down into her vag and he licks her out.

Jon - That kid just ignored us when we said hello
Hirry - Yes, what a salty vagina

Brendan - OMG this chick last night has the biggest salty vagina, maybe i sould have a shave.
Rupert- Yeah, maybe you should you fucker!

by X Rated Pornstar August 3, 2010

Salty Surprise

When you bite into a tortilla chip and get a really salty pocket.

Wow my tongue wasn't ready for that salty surprise.

I went to the party with James and he gave me a real salty surprise.

by that handle is already used by March 7, 2018

salty pretzels

What dan diaz thought megan knoblichs pussy tasted like he bragged about it and even told his mom, no his mom makes fun of him and gos "daniel.....SALTY PRETZELS!

"PLEASE DONT TELL ANYONE GUyS........

by DANDALAQUEAF October 22, 2004

Salty Dogs

When your sneakers are worn with no socks on and your feet sweat making them stink like a salty stank dog

Damn son the whole movie theater can smell those salty dogs

by Eddie O Spaghetti O July 13, 2009

Salty pineapple

When you piss off a native Hawaiian and they assault you and rape you then leave you in a pineapple filed. Now you are referred to as the a salted (assaulted) pineapple.

Joe pissed off the locals and they gave him a salty pineapple
Joe is now referred to as a salted pineapple

by Theunsaltypineapple August 20, 2017

salty bugger

It is when a male picks his nose and puts the bugger on the tip of his penis and proceeds to have oral sex

yo ima salty bugger yo ass later

by Collin Monette November 17, 2017

salty lagoon

In the act of sexual intercourse genitalia becomes dry and lubricated. with the application of ones tears, you than acquire the necessary lube to continue. A.K.A a crymax.

when i went to your moms house your dad left and she was crying so i suggested we try the salty lagoon.

by Toffifee March 18, 2009