Spanky Franklin

When a man decides it's a good time to mash his cock with the kitchen utensils. The origin is from Ancient Egypt when the first spoon was invented. A man beat his dong to a pulp and he never came back from it.

"Jesus Jerry, Why did you give yourself a Spanky Franklin?"

"Well Sam, My wife left me, I lost my job, and my kids died."

by BonerSlap June 21, 2017

Swank

adj. A hybrid of swag and dank. The next big thing

Guy: Yo bro I saw your meme last night it was pretty swank
Japanese Guy: it is very swankuru

by dickcheeseswanklord July 31, 2017

swankboy

A guy who you know is all around great, he's the coolest, normally the one you call "the dude" or "my guy"

You see Brandon over there? He's the dude, an absolute swankboy

by MONSTER ENERGY TM August 5, 2017

Swank

Used to describe a guys private area

girl that guy swank is big

by FemaleKingPin August 10, 2017

Swanks

When ur fashionably fly; swag. You get anyone you desire.

That dude is definitely a swanks.

by steeeeeezzzzeeeeee April 20, 2018

Shanky

A situation where getting stabbed is a probable outcome.

Idk man, this deal seems shanky at best.

by F3dora December 7, 2017

skanky ass slut

that one bestfriend of yours that is a total whore who fucks anyone who walks. also goes by the name ivy

you know that skanky ass slut ivy? she's fucking with ariels man

by skanky ass slut January 3, 2018