really hot guy or girl that loves to make out with girls/guys at a young age and is not good at math but gets all the good girls that are really hot and gets to fuck at a young age. he gets in trouble alot and gets grounded hes all right at fortnite. if you find a cole swanson you will love him forever and you better get ready for it he might want to go raw!
by k,jmhgfvgbnhjmyuhgtrfdc October 8, 2018
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Jin: Jim just got the Joe Swanson Syndrome by trying to jump on top of a tiny ant.
Jerry: WHAT THE FUCK?
Jin: Yup, your friend broke his legs!
Jerry: WHAT THE FUCK?
Jin: Yup, your friend broke his legs!
by McBoobs (IHateShitters) October 9, 2020
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Dale: Mike! Were going to go get bangers and mash.... OH SHIT!
Mike: (Waking up from Swank) What?... What? Oh shit! It happened again...
Mike: (Waking up from Swank) What?... What? Oh shit! It happened again...
by Mikeissuperdoop! April 6, 2010
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Swank dude!!
by Damista November 3, 2011
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by T-Swanga July 3, 2008
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Uugh. Jesus Christ had dreads, so shake em
I aint got none, but I’m planning on growing some, watch em swang
I aint got none, but I’m planning on growing some, watch em swang
by Homie Jizzle May 26, 2006
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