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Thighs Wide Shut

Description of a promiscuous virgin, someone saving intercourse for marriage but is willing to perform other sexual acts
How was your date last night?" "Ok I guess, but when I asked her out I didn't suspect she'd be thighs wide shut.
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Fifa Shut-out

The act of being completely ignored whilst trying to interact with someone playing fifa (particularly men), or similar in-depth games. It may seem as though to player has registered you, potentially with a grunt or nod, but in actual fact they have no idea what you want.
Often the players have acknowledged you are there, leading to the odd phenomenon of the players realising someone wanted them during a pause in play, asking each other what was required, before returning to play none the wiser!
1. Woman - Guys can you help me with the shopping?
Men - Yeah
Woman leaves
Man 1 - What did she want?
Man 2 - No idea, Fifa Shut-out

2. Woman - Could you help me take off my bra?
Men - Sure, Whatever
Pause in game
Man 1 - What just happened?
Man 2 - Don't ask me, Fifa Shut-out
by Maaster_Yoda June 25, 2010
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Please, Shut the fuck up

A phrase said by people who are having a bad day, and people that are annoyed.
Josh: I have some milk!
Bob: Please, Shut the fuck up.
by ThatOneFuckingNigger January 31, 2017
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up-shut

When really mad and you rearrange the words shut up to up-shut.
"Awww, are you PMSing?"
"up-shut!!!"
by Ilikeitikethat_hotchelllerae December 19, 2011
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Bitch shut the heck up

Bitch shut the heck up is a National Holiday we all have to celebrate on The 21st of January no exceptions or you are executed.
Mimokyu: Man that girl looks fine
S.innoh: bitch shut the heck up
Sudowo0do: haha epic naenae win
by a person from sinnoh January 21, 2019
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up the fuck shut

Luke: I'm not afraid.

Yoda: Mmmm. Up the fuck shut.
by aussersein October 20, 2008
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dude shut up

its time for you to shut up cause you are being very very stupid!!
louis: BAHAHAHAHAH
Bob: dude shut up
Louis: Bhahahahhahahhahaa
Bob: dude shut up you're not funny what is your problem
louis: ...
by IMMABOSS99 June 6, 2012
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