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Science thumper

A person who demands strict adherence to “the science” as determined by “the experts”. Usually these folks take criticism poorly and view any opposing claims as blasphemy
Bobby Joe: are these masks actually helping with anything? They can’t be that sanitary
Betty Lou: shh a science thumper might hear you!
by Ronald k chump August 24, 2021
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Science class

Science class is nothing, but bullshit that we are not going to need in the future or what we already know.
Science class teacher: And that's how oxygen turn into carbon dioxide.
Person 1: why the fuck do we need to know this?
by Nobody/no one gives a shit September 28, 2021
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Scientists

People puzzled/baffled by the way some of the countries with the lowest vaccination rates (such as those in Africa) are also having the lowest overall spread of the coronavirus.
The countries that scientists thought would be the worst grief tragedy sympathy stories in the grief tragedy sympathy industry, the ones with bodies piled high in the streets, ended up being some of the least affected while also being the least vaccinated.
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
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scientice

Scientice est le plus beau prénom que vous puissiez avoir. Il défini l’élégance, la beauté et le calme. Scientice est probablement très drôle également. Vous devriez tous avoir une Scientice dans votre vie. Vous vivrez plus longtemps
Wow Scientice tu es de toute beauté aujourd’hui
by Olga66 November 22, 2021
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Scann

The legend that is SCANN!!! A loyal friend and loving family man. Consider yourself lucky if you get to have one in your life.
Laaaaads, he's such a SCANN, defintaly a keeper.
by Peoplespenny November 23, 2021
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Science Class

Total uncoordinated chaos where nothing gets done
“Mr X, how would you describe science class?”
Chaos, pure chaos.”
by weeser_ January 27, 2022
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scientific paragraph

Noun: A long a fucking paragraph that fucking 10 sentences long.
Bio teacher: you need to write 5 scientific paragraphs.
Student: Ok
Bio teacher, they are 10 sentences long EACH.
Student: FUCK
by wild pussy cat February 3, 2022
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