Pull a santa

A reverse burglary

David: holy shit! Someone robbed the house!
Kim: wait, no. Someone pulled a santa on us!
David: that tv hasn't been there!
Kim: since when did we have a car?
*mrbeast shows up*
David: did you pull a santa on us?
Mrbeast: yes I did!
Kim: thanks!

by Uniaer October 26, 2020

reversed sloppy santa

When your partner fills their anus with fluid and you proceed to use your penis as a plunger to get the fluid out of their rectum.

partner: babe will you help me get this water out of my ass
you: yes, it is time for reversed sloppy santa

by cronk doogle July 07, 2015

Pirate Santa

When one shoots a healthy White load of semen into someone’s eye and area where a beard would be located. It has to occur during the Christmas season, after thanksgiving.

Bitch I just gave you a Pirate Santa! (After shooting his glorious load... step back and say,) “HO, HO, HO, AYE THERE! You filthy slut”.

by Iberolin November 27, 2019

Santa Fucking

Dressing as Santa and having sexual intercourse on December 25th.

Hey man, I think my girlfriend wants to try Santa Fucking this year.

by Dicky Brewski December 10, 2021

ghetto santa

Jerome

Jerome is the worlds best ghetto Santa

by a+t<3 December 26, 2021

Santa's Chocolate Fudge

Have you got someone you hate for Secret Santa? Or in general just a gift for someone you hate this Christmas? Well... you should gift them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge!

First, defecate into a jar/bowl, and keep it aside. Melt a block of chocolate, and then stir in the poo. Diarrhea will incorporate well, while more hard poo will take on the appearance of chocolate chunks. Put into a round container, set, and slice/cut into squares or shapes.

Your friend: Oh no, I have to get a Secret Santa for someone I hate
You: Give them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge.

by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 06, 2021

happy santa

When you or your partner inserts talcum powder into the anus so stimulate orgasm.

Happy santa always makes my anus so full.

by peepeegeegee July 28, 2021