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Russian Tuxedo

tracksuit, warmups

Joke is that Russians and other Eastern Bloc citizens are too poor to afford real tuxedos, and if they need to dress up for something they put on a track suit.
The basketball team looked very regal in their Russian tuxedos during practice.
by jesushchrist1 May 12, 2014
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russian short bus

A sexual position, that consists of learning over a bus seat. In a bus full of people who can not speak or spell, that often lock windows.
A person having sexual intercourse on a bus full of mentally handicapped individuals, who sometimes lick windows. Russian short bus!
by Russian Short Bus June 13, 2015
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russane

A dumb boy, who doesn't understand love,he dates everyone, and never cares for females, this is not anyone you want to date
Russane is a thot he dates everyone even his own cousin!
by Girllwecute January 28, 2016
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Russian Necklace

Coming between a woman's large breasts. Also known as Russian Pearls or Russian Pearl Necklace. Sex with the man's penis between the woman's breasts is referred to as Russian and the necklace refers to the final sticky result. See boob sex
I was with this voluptuous woman. We were both horny but it was during her period so I got between her breasts and gave her a Russian Necklace.
by Gengen July 27, 2016
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Russian Crackpipe

When you give your bro some suck, and right as they nut in your mouth, you light their testicles with a lighter, essentially smoking the Russian Crackpipe
Even though I may never nut again, that Russian Crackpipe last night changed my life
by Armadyl4251 February 5, 2017
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russian screwjob

A male sucking his own penis while getting a rim job from a girl
Verb. Cody had a Russian screwjob with Sydney
by Death trap97 January 16, 2019
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russian abortion

This is when you drink vodka until your fetus falls out of your body.
"Dude, I had no idea what that chick was going to do since her parents wouldn't let her get a real abortion, but low and behold, everything's cool 'cause she gave herself a Russian abortion last Friday night!"
by A silly whore September 7, 2007
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