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recycling-retarded

1 (adj.) The phenomenon of a person becoming so ingrained with throwing away any and all byproducts that they can't remember to recycle even when the option is placed directly beside the trash can.

2 (adj.) A kindergarten-level attitude problem against recycling, and a sign of extreme, illogical selfishness resulting in aggression towards the Earth and anybody who respects it.
You just put a plastic bottle, aluminum can, and plastic wrapper in a trash can that's right next to the recycling bin. Yet you bitch about smelly landfills and also admit to not caring about oil pouring into the ocean. I don't get it, did you witness your mother getting raped by a whale? You're recycling-retarded.
by zealant April 25, 2011
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Flame retardant

A safer way to call someone retarded without a teacher knowing. Make sure to put “expired” in front of it to lower suspicion.
Joe: I failed the math test. How was I supposed to know that x is equivalent to 2?
Mike: You expired flame retardant!
by Thebirdman567 November 8, 2019
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Homeschool Retarded

A person who is socially awkward, doesnt know how to speak with people, wears strange clothing with pictures of cats and or other animals,cant get a decent mate and has long hair that resembles a horse tail.
The Duggar Girls from the TLC show "13 and counting" are very homeschool retarded.
by coolestgirl1989 October 18, 2009
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completely retarded

completly retarded is a synonym for:
Americans
"How are Americans?"
"Completely retarded."
by |QBA| September 17, 2005
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Retard Clap

What Brandon Frasier did at the Golden Globes
Man, Tommy was so excited about his new car he did a retard clap!
by Yortisme January 26, 2010
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get retarded

Do drink beyond reason.
To tie one one, to get get puzzled on brew, to go on a bender.
Dude, it's friday and my old lady's out of town, lets get retarded!
by Tuff Guy November 3, 2003
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retard rocket

a small bus no longer than any van that is used to transport retards from place to place and sort of looks like a rocket
the retard rocket wizzzed by me and it went on its mission to the moon!
by Anna Nichole Smith February 15, 2007
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