pitter bread

see cunt cheeks

her pitter bread

by Mik Aylingos July 14, 2003

harry piss-potter

going pee in the potty/ or just the toliet itself

Dude, I gotta hit the harry piss-potter before my bladder explodes.

by Cassandra August 5, 2003

harry potter

Any young man between 12-18 who wears glasses, is slightly shorter than average, and too smart for they're own good. Usually social inept.

(fat homo) Get outta my way Harry Potter!
(dickhead) Look at Harry Potter over there, cracking the school computer. That's real magic right there!

by Harry_Pothead November 19, 2006

Harry Potter

UK drug slang- Weed dealer. Sometimes contracted to Harry

Damn I've run out of stash, I'd better pop out and find a Harry.

by black flag May 30, 2004

Pottery

A type of craft that may lead to dirty talk.

Usualy created pots out of various types of clay

Pottery tips:
Don't touch or fondle the clay too much as it would get hard.
If it's dry, remember to add more moisture. Keep your clay moist at all times.
(pinch pot) widen the hole slowly so it doesn't tear. Rub against the walls to stretch it out. Remember to keep it moist.

Stick your fingers in the hole and add more is it widens. Remember, stretch it slowly so it doesn't tear. Use your fingers with care. Tools could be used.

Stop taking my tools, get your own tools. I still need it to stretch the holes.

Other funny phrases said during pottery:
Pass me a kidney/give me your kidney.
Keep stabbing with the needle
Hollow it out the insides properly

by -peluche- June 14, 2017

Harry Potter

Lord of the Rings for kiddies and people with tiny attention spans who cannot stand to take the time to read and understand true works of literature. An inferior series about the escapades of the main character, Harry Potter, who bears a lightning-bolt shaped scar on his forehead where his brain was extracted.

And in the news today, lynchings and riots have been reported across the nation as Harry Potter fanboys mobbed nearly every bookstore they could find, trying desperately to get a copy of the newest installment of the Harry Potter book series, entitled "Harry Potter and the House of Ho's".

by Stryker July 31, 2003

Harry Potter

An orphaned boy with a lightning-bolt shaped scar on his right temple. After surviving the Killing Curse cast by Lord Voldemort, Harry was placed in the care of the Dursleys, his aunt, uncle, and cousin, who do not tell Harry about his magical abilities. On his eleventh birthday, Harry learns he's a wizard and is sent to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, the greatest magical school in Britain. There, he meets Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger, as well as a host of other characters, and begins his life's journey.

Harry Potter, the series, was written by JK Rowling. Though many people say the plot is unoriginal, JK's story of Harry is well-written, and not as one-dimensional as many people express it to be.

Harry Potter, or abbreviated as HP, was almost ruined by the cast of directors who decided to make the highly succcessful books a movie series. Not only stripping the movies of all the good parts, messing up the dialogue, and having flat, unconvincing actors, the movie-makers seem to have made the movies only for the profit that the millions of avid HP fans would give them. Needless to say, the movies were a complete letdown.

Idiot Fangirl: OmG lYK DaN iShh sOOOOOOOO HaWWWttt!!!!!111111oneoneone... I LoVEEEE HARy Pott3R!!!!!!

Hater: like god harry potter sucks, anyone who likes it is sooo stupid.

Me: *bangs head* for God's sake, if you hate it so much, don't see or read it. If you love Daniel Radcliffe, go make a fansite or something. Leave the hardcore book fans alone. x_X;

by kawaii_kai002 May 19, 2005