poonanny

A sagging rank vagina, usually belonging to a woman aged 30 or over.

your mother has an epic poonanny

by George W Bush. October 8, 2009

Poon Tap

To use the back of your hand to hit a woman's or a man's private parts

"I gave Katie like 20 poon taps, and she stood there pretending it was okay."

by Sampson420ex October 3, 2004

poon slayer

me

i am a poon slayer

by thep00nslayer69 December 5, 2021

poon basket

Slang term for a vagina.

That hottie has one tight poon basket.

by Col. Pooner T. Corntooth February 21, 2005

Brazilian Poon Pouch

While a couple is having intercourse (male or female mixture depending on sexuality), which gays cannot perform. This is when the female ejaculates and queefs into the male/females mouth, and the male/female then proceeds to swallow it, and then throws it up into the females vagina. Giving this the name Poon Pouch. To add to the grossness of this sex act the male or female with a strap on can have vaginal sex with the recipient of the Brazilian Poon Pouch, and if male, cum inside, then take out the mixture and proceed to drink it.

I'm so sick from that Brazilian Poon Pouch that I drank last night.

I can still taste that Brazilian Poon Pouch you gave me last night.

by AffroJesus November 27, 2009

Poon

verb. (i) The act of spending time with one's girlfriend/female partner instead of choosing to do so with male friends.

(ii) The act of sexual intercourse.

Can be used in many forms.

Guy 1: "Coming out later for a few beers?"
Guy 2: "Nah sorry, I'm pooning"

Guy 1: "Are you pooning later?"
Guy 2: "Ye we're going for dinner"
Guy 1: "Bender!"

Guy 1: "Where'd you end up last night?"
Guy 2: "Went back to mine with that bird I was with"
Guy 1: "Did you poon?"
Guy 2: "Nah, got head though"
Guy 1: "Lad!"

by eoinsy August 21, 2009

ploon

a mild affectionate insult, someone who is both a plonker and a loon at the same time.

Friend 1:" do you want half towards the price of the curry we had tonight?"
Friend 2 :"NO MATE! stop being daft you ploon"

by roquers July 2, 2011