Post-neonatal drip

Breast-s-s serve two fractal biological functions: 1. To entice others to grope, grab, fondle, squeeze, and suck them; 2. To get groped, grabbed, fondled, squeezed, and sucked. In the interest of species survival, after childbirth, the breast-s-s start leaking randomly, which incapacitates the male's junk like Hillary pantsuits, while signaling to the newborn that it's snacky time.

Male #1: Yo, G, you b raw-doggin' that thang lately?

Male #2: Naw, B, she got datt post-neonatal drip goin' on. Shit is dank!

by Bong Juice May 15, 2023

Post Showtime Depression

The period post Showtime when you miss the amazing people you have been on stage with for many nights and so you remain is a sad sombre state waiting till the next year's show is ready to be written.

Man the Post Showtime Depression hits hard

by Chief Of SNG August 14, 2023

Phantom Poster

A shadowy figure who is said to break into homes in order to use someone's computer. Once access to the computer is gained, the Phantom poster spins a web of melodramatic lies, while the poor victim stands helplessly by, wringing her hands and calling her lawyer. see McNads The Phantom Poster may be an urban legend.

Oh no, the Phantom Poster has struck again, now everyone thinks I am a Hollywood star who had Elvis's love child, after being kidnapped and raped by aliens, while my husband was killed during a terrorist attack on the President, and don't forget, vote for Fantasia!

by Bess Armstrong June 21, 2004

firmbook postage

USPS Form 3877 Firm Book) Proof of mailing requiring round date and postal employee signature.

No one in the history of mankind has ever heard of the word firmbook postage, where on earth did you come up with that phrase?

Definition: The amount of postage applied not including other fee's associated with the mail piece.You must put the firmbook postage on the firmbook

Example a one ounce piece of Signature Confirmation mail is $0.52 plus a $1.35 fee for aquiring a signature at time of delivery.Total Postage on the mail piece is $1.87

by Chris Willis September 15, 2006

Colonels-post

The act of receiving oral sex while actively playing one of the critically acclaimed Call Of Duty franchise games. (preferably Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare; Call of Duty:World At War)

Lindsay really delivered the Colonels-post last night, she sucked me through like 3 Team Deathmatch's and 6 Sabotages and then I finally blew when I reached rank 55!

by georgekounnaslivesinbrookhaven February 2, 2009

Ghost Poster

A person that posts on a board, blog, bulletin board, etc. for another individual. Usually an employee of an executive or celebrity who is responsible for posting thoughts, daily events or announcements. Most common source of a ghost poster is facebook, twitter, myspace etc.

Due to my busy schedule and the unending requests and expectations from my fans, I was forced to hire a personal ghost poster to maintain my public image.

by mvchavis June 24, 2009

Half Post

When someone updates their status on facebook with cryptic messages so that others will comment. Usually because they're an attention whore.

"OMG, I can't believe that just happened" would be Half Post of "OMG, I can't believe I really don't have anything important to say, so I'm going to pretend something dramatic is happening to me, so people will pay attention to me and I will feel loved."

whereas your supposed to respond "Are you alright?" (As if you really care, and the only reason you are really asking, is because you feel sorry for them.)

As mention on Keith and the Girl.

by Susie Lipshitz March 6, 2011