Posishtuation.

A combination of "position: and situation." Only to be used when intoxicated. If someone is in a bad "posishtuation" they are most certainly fucked. However, if they are in a good "posishtuation" they are most certainly being fucked, at a high velocity.

Negative: "Ay, mang. I'm in a baaadgh posishtuation. I need to drive home in 15 minutes and I chann't fuckin' sthand uph."

Positive: "Gheezus, the gurl sure is in a damn good posishuation to be takin' dick. On the counter and shit."

by Beansly October 22, 2009

Polishing the barrel

To run your tongue along the penis when giving head.

Max: Hey weren't you with Jessica last night?
Steve: I sure was!
Max: How was that man?
Steve: The girls doesn't have the best personality but when it comes to "Polishing the Barrel".. She is the best!

by Hot-Box August 13, 2010

Polish Stoplight

During intercourse, the penis continuously becomes dislodged from the vagina and thus causing a “stop and go” system in love making (much like a Pollack driving through a blinking red light). This is typically caused by a shorter than usual penile shaft.

Rebecca found herself in a Polish Stoplight with her husband because his birthday warranted their annual coitus.

by Riverbone Jackson January 5, 2011

Polish Pipeline

When someone takes a huge shit than sticks it in the freezer for 1 hour. Once frozen he uses it as a dildo and fucks his girlfriend with it.

Zac Effron just gave Vanessa Hudgens a Polish Pipeline

by nateasser January 25, 2011

Polish Cooking

A secretive gang bang under the guise of a dinner party

He tried some Polish cooking last week, he told his friends he was going for a dinner party.

by Polish_Chef October 12, 2011

Polishpigeon

A person that names themselves this are amazing, pro at gaming, can hold their drinks, and are just flat out awesome.

"That ***hole is such a Polishpigeon."
"Why is he so good, god damn Polishpigeon!"
"Polishpigeon can drink me under the table."

by Polishpigeon January 19, 2012

Polish hat trick

Getting tea-bagged three different times because you fell asleep at a party.

Mike fell asleep at midnight, so the guys gave him a Polish hat trick.

by potentiallydead March 13, 2013