controller player 74

A big loser who likes to eat penis

Bob:hey did u see controller player 74
Jeff:yeah he’s a loser

by What’s going guys September 13, 2020

Windows Media Player

Windows Media Player is as old as the '90s but no one uses it anymore.
It is best compared to Lemons: everyone knows about 'em, yet no one likes them unironically.

Windows Media Player has been nuked from updates making it slow, hog up RAM, and it cannot play modern formats.
However Microsoft thought it would be better to not only keep WMP but also introduce 2 separate apps rather than just updating Windows Media Player to no suck complete ass.

If someone is using WMP then they are either on a nostalgia trip or are suffering from severe brain damage.
Why not just use VLC or MPC-HC?

Person 1: I use Windows Media Player!
Person 2: Legit shut up.

by LegendaryCadncieJoe June 14, 2023

Geometry Dash Player

Another way of saying "Virgin"

he: girl hes a Geometry Dash Player

her: ew

by ChaozTyphoon May 6, 2023

league of legends player

no bitches+bozo+ratio

Carl wheezers a league of legends player on G

by Andrew tat October 23, 2022

Soccer Player Syndrome

When a person gets minorly injured or insulted and acts like you broke their legs or just called him a slur that insults him and everything he stands for. Generally seen in Twitter users and stans

Normal Person: Stop acting like I killed your entire family. I made a silly joke about Dream.

Soccer Player Syndrome victim: Shut up you Dreamophobic pig!

by Haywired4 May 9, 2021

Non Minecraft player

A stupid idiot who has no friends, no dad, no mother, no parental figure, and NO BITCHES. 0 Bitches. These people better start playing the game or they will be fatherless virgins forever

Man: I’m a non minecraft player
Woman: Fuck you

by Jakapzicuyctdgevev July 13, 2022

Windows Media Player

The greatest media player ever created, no media player surpasses its pure awesomeness.

Person 1: I use Windows Media Player.
Person 2: You are the coolest person I have ever met.

by Hellmine Cornish April 7, 2023