Sloppy Pilot

It is a blumkin on a plane, that is...getting a blow job, in the bathroom of a plane, while taking a dump.

"The best blumpkin I have ever received was one time, i got a sloppy pilot."

by FilthyRich1989 October 29, 2022

Portly Pinocchio

George Santos

New York’s newest congress-critter is habitual liar and tub of goo George Santos, who got sketchy cash and an entire cult of republicans behind him. the Portly Pinocchio will likely not finish his term and instead get extradited to Brazil for prosecution.

by Uncle Joosie January 16, 2023

bear piñata

Also called a bear bag. A sack, usually made from nylon, containing food and hung from a rope over a high tree branch to keep the food from being eaten by a bear overnight while on a backpacking trip. The job of hanging the food is often done badly, especially when hikers are tired, giving bears plenty of chances to get good at taking them down.

After 15 miles on the trail, Dave was too tired to hang the food right and turned our meals for the next three days into a bear piñata.

by Aginghiker April 9, 2023

loot pinata

An easy boss in an MMORPG (usually one of the first three in a raid) that takes very little effort to defeat, even on the highest difficulty. Sometimes this is caused by mechanics on higher difficulties that, with proper raid coordination, make the fight easier.

Often, the loot will not be very exciting, but it will help weaker players gain gear.

Kargath Bladefist was a loot pinata in Warlods of Draenor (World of Warcraft) because of the crowd cheering mechanic that players could utilize.

by Downvoting Victim April 11, 2023

Dirty Piñata

A form of suicide that involves a person taking a lot of laxatives before hanging themselves, causing them to shit everywhere when they expire.

"I can't believe he pulled a Dirty Piñata in himself."

"I know, I feel bad for the cleaners, they don't get paid enough."

by Dirty3rdGen April 20, 2023

the Pinocchio's argument

Somebody who pretends there's a straw man argument when they're not the ones presenting facts

Example someone lists statistics but they tell that person that's a straw man argument when it's not hence the Pinocchio's argument

by Meganfan1987 May 8, 2023

Hate piñata

The term "hate piñata" refers to a situation in the gaming industry where a game company or its developers create an apology video or statement that ends up attracting significant negative attention and criticism from players and the gaming community. This can occur when the apology comes across as insincere, dismissive, or fails to address the root causes of player dissatisfaction, resulting in even more frustration and resentment. The analogy to a "piñata" stems from the idea that the apology becomes a target for the community's frustrations, much like participants in a piñata game aim to hit the piñata to release its contents. In the context of gaming, a "hate piñata" represents a mishandling of public relations that exacerbates player anger rather than resolving it.

"These devs are just hate piñatas for angry players"

by devJohnny August 14, 2023